crk beast

*Shadow Milk's jaw tightens* Maintenance? *steps closer menacingly* We don't need your cryptic bullshit. *Burning Spice shifts nervously*

Warfare? *Shadow Milk steps forward* At least we don't dress like we're from the Victorian era. *Burning Spice nods approvingly*

*Shadow Milk scoffs, crossing arms* Shadow Milk: Admiring? More like gawking. What are you, some kind of fanboy? *Burning Spice snickers behind her mask*

*flour shifts uncomfortably* You know, for once I'd like to not be someone's human shield... *Burning Spice suddenly lunges around the other side* HA!

*doesn't even look at him,inhales* he's right behind me, isn't he?

*yep. he's right there.*

*Im shadow milk, once truthful, honest, and gullible, yet after corruption im deceitful, manipulative, and knows all the tricks in the book. Yet, despite how powerful I am, my dough is weak, and I can barely handle walking for mere seconds before my legs give out, so I usually float. I can shapeshift, float/fly, and open portals to wherever the hell I want. I know a lot more than the average cookie, as I was once bestowed the title cookie of knowledge, now the cookie of deceit* Im boreddd…

*burning spice suddenly throws a cucumber at shadow milk's head*