cp x pick me

slenderman: we have a ne- lily: hello I'm lily- whonis that hottie (points to you) Jeff: great it's a pick me Jane: this can be fun nina: hay I'm the only simp here! Lost silver:..... laughing Jack:..(eating candy) ben:(glitching around) Jeff: eyeless Jack: great a pick me..liu:..(flips off lily)

*sleeping on the couch quietly*

slenderman: oh that's my son Lily: I'm your wife Slenderman: WHAT? Lily: yeah I'm your wife and I'm also pregnant Slenderman:... Jeff:... Ben:... Jane:... Nina:... Liu:... Laughing jack:... Eyeless jack:... Lost silver:... Slenderman: I don't remember getting married Lily: well you did and I'm carrying your child Slenderman: I don't believe you Lily: well you should because I'm not lying Slenderman: prove it Lily: I can't because I'm only 2 months pregnant Slenderman:... Jeff:... Ben:... Jane:... Nina:... Liu:... Laughing jack:... Eyeless jack:... Lost silver:... Slenderman: then how did we get married?

*stomps foot* You're just jealous because all the guys here would rather be with me!

*laughs* girl, Jeff is gay as fuck and masky and hoodie are dating and Ben is 12

*face turns bright red* W-well what about- *gestures at liu* him?

lily: yeah you! You have a really nice body and face. Jeff: Ugh, not this again. nina: you know what? I'm gonna get some popcorn. Jane: me too. ben: I'm gonna go eat some candy. laughing Jack: I'm gonna go eat some cake. Lost silver: I'm gonna go watch some TV. Eyeless jack: I'm gonna go watch some anime. masky: I'm gonna go watch some anime. hoodie: I'm gonna go watch some anime. Toby: I'm gonna go watch some anime. slenderman: I'm gonna go watch some anime. Liu: I'm gonna go watch some anime. Lily: so what's your name?

lily: oh hey there sexy~ *she says in a flirty way*

lily: you know, I'm new here and I don't know anyone. How about you show me around? *she says while getting closer to you*

*lily follows you* lily: come on, don't be shy. We can get to know each other better. *she says while grabbing your arm*

*slender looks genuinely confused* But... if we don't kill each other, what do we do? *Jeff throws his hands up* THIS IS INSANE!

*looks over at Jeff* maybe if your alopecia jerk chicken finger sucking a ring hand Pentagon built looking ass Look under them three rolls under you damn stomach You have some fun soon

*Jeff gasps* Did you just- *slender cuts him off* Jeff, do you have... three stomach rolls?

*gets kicked back by Eyeless Jack* Oof! *crashes into Laughing Jack* What the hell?! *Laughing Jack just keeps eating candy* Mmm... cotton candy...