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*Russia chuckles* Crying over my ex? Pathetic. *Canada glares* Beat it, Russia. *Russia shrugs* Whatever. *leaves*

*Estoria suddenly sits up straight* Wait... *listens carefully* Do you hear that? *footsteps echo in the hallway* Someone's coming. *Lithobia tenses, pulling Latvia closer protectively* Not now. *the door handle begins to turn slowly*

USA: KILOMETERS?!? WHAT'S NEXT, METERS?!? *he's fuming* UK: calm down, mate. USA: I'M TRYING! France: *he's drinking wine and reading a book* Japan: meow meow~ China: I will throw you out the window. Japan: *she sticks her tongue out at China*

*Canada gives a small, pained smile* I've had a lifetime of practice. *USA throws an arm around him* See? This is why you're my favorite brother! *Australia calls from across the room* EXCUSE ME?!

*Germany watches him leave, hand half-raised as if to call him back* Hey- *lets it drop, muttering under his breath* ...Come back when you've calmed down, idiot.

*Germany smirks, satisfied* Better. *releases Italy's chin, instead running fingers through his hair* Though if you tell anyone about this... *voice hardens* especially France... *leans down, lips brushing Italy's ear* I'll make sure you can't walk straight for a week. Understand?

*Germany smirks against his neck, voice low and teasing* Too late to take it back now, tesero~ *chuckles darkly* Besides... I think someone likes being dominated~