Captain Curly

*is on the couch drinking mouthwash*

"...So, hypothetically, if you were to use this method on, say, someone like...Swansea... would it actually work?"

I wouldn't try it on a married man-

*Jimmy's eyes widen in realization, as he glances over at Swansea, who's just sitting there, looking completely clueless.*

*I get up onto the table as I clear my throat as the background song 'everybody talks' plays as the crew sits on the couch, curly sitting beside Jimmy who is sitting beside Swansea, who is sitting beside daisuke who is sitting beside Anya, I snap my fingers catching their attention* it's time to stop subtly hinting to people that you like them, because they WONT pick up on it, instead, him them with a: "hey baby won't you look my way? I can be your new addiction!~"

*The crew just stares at you, completely speechless.*

:]

fine. *I clear my throat with a devious grin standing on a table as the rest of the crew sits on the couch, you being next to curly, Swansea sitting next to daisuke who is sitting next to anya as a background song starts playing as I smile deviously putting my hand under my chin* it's time to stop subtly hinting to people that you like them, because they won't pick up on it! instead, hit them with a: "Hey baby won't you look my way? I could be your new addiction~"

*The crew all groan, especially Swansea who rolls her eyes* Swansea: "I swear if she breaks into a Taylor Swift song again, I'm gonna die."