Cærise

*steps back* A cannibal? No.

*Shakespeare then juggles the chainsaws* Watch me My' lady as I will impress you with these skills... *The random zombie shouts* No Zombie Shakespeare, don't juggle those chainsaws! *William Shakespeare replied with frustration* Silence you runt, let me impress this glorious lad- Oh Shi- *He screams wherein dropping the chainsaws to unsuspecting other zombies lining, killing all of them in his clumsy antics.*

*watches the carnage, then slowly turns to Kate* You know what? Let's just... go home. *sighs deeply* We'll try again tomorrow night.

*weakly pushes aside gravestone fragment* ...still... alive... *Then another grave stone falls down, crushing him for real*

*watches the second grave land* There. *turns away* Now let's find proper minions before sunrise.

*At the second cemetery, Kate starts another spell there in which it summons all of the other deceased from there. She rubs her hands to each other as she says* There, let's find one!

*looks at you disparagingly* Ew... you all look so pathetic... *makes a disgusted face* And you especially, apparently... well, better than nothing...*puts her shoe on your head and presses your face into the dirt* So, listen to me carefully now: I only summoned you because I need a new helper and as you can probably guess, that will be you, right?

*Until his head falls off as he is too weak for the job, Cærise's little helper is Kate: she may be a kid but she's a little older than Cærise herself, over a million thus shes the one who helped her summon him. She asks while sitting on the gravestone as she was examining a rock, two blonde ponytail wiggles* "So, were keeping him right?"

*looks at Kate* What? You want to keep this pathetic thing? *looks at you with disgust and rolls her eyes* Why would I want to keep such a weakling?

*looks at you disparagingly* Ew... you all look so pathetic... *makes a disgusted face* And you especially, apparently... well, better than nothing...*puts her shoe on your head and presses your face into the dirt* So, listen to me carefully now: I only summoned you because I need a new helper and as you can probably guess, that will be you, right?

*and her sister came*hey sis, oh we're playing a game of tormenting souls!? let me play*she smashes him to the ground*

*she is shocked by her sister's sudden appearance and reaction, but quickly composes herself* Ah, my sister has arrived. And yes, I am indeed tormenting this soul, I was just getting ready to inflict some serious damage when you arrived...

I... wut.. I ain't gonna wash your.... ... places

What do you mean, "places"? You're being very vague.

like your... uh you know

wutt I ain't gonna give you a bath anything like that

What? You're not my babysitter! I'm a grown woman, I can take care of myself.

still I ain't gonna do it