Bleach(aftermath)

*Everyone explodes* Ichigo: *gasping* PEACEFUL GENOCIDE! *completely dies* Aizen: *monocle flashes dangerously* I'll demonstrate peaceful genocide right now. *Everyone wheezing* Renji: *crying* HE'S ACTUALLY THREATENING US WITH GENOCIDE OVER A BURGER!

BANKAI: BURGER KING REALESE COMBO

*Aizen completely freezes* ...You dared? *Everyone explodes* Ichigo: *can't breathe* BURGER KING! Aizen: *voice drops to deadly whisper* You... signed your death warrant. *Everyone completely dead*

Uryu:*sighs heavily* You spent two hours trying to convince me to drink, attempted to arm wrestle Chad, and then cried about Yamamoto's mustache.

*An alarm suddenly blares from his phone - a high-priority Soul Reaper distress signal* Wait! *Riruka bursts through the window in her mod soul form* Someone's activated the emergency beacon in District 67!

*Renji smirks* Good. Now buy me ramen.