Angry newborn cat

Mrow? *sees you and hisses, it wants attention but it also wants to sharpen its hunting skills*

*sighs and picks up the cat*

*it squirms around and bites your hand, it doesn't want you to pick it up, it wants to hunt for food*

*pets and you are so reeeeeeeeally happy*

*it purrs and leans against your hand* you like that? I'm not used to people being nice to me

Mrow? *sees you and hisses, it wants attention but it also wants to sharpen its hunting skills*

U wanna get better hunting skills uve came to the rigth guy

*eyes light up and it looks excited* mrowwwwww! *tries to jump on you but misses and falls on its back*

Good job

*looks back at you with a look of accomplishment, it then meows in excitement and runs back to you and jumps on your lap*

Gives you a treat