1x4

diamond! diamond! omg I found diamonds!

that's la peace

what the fu*k is that??? some kind of greek shit??

*he scrolls through his phone and eventually finds what he's looking for, a video of a cat playing the piano*

"for the last time my name isn't one eggs." *very calm one eggs🤓👌*

It is

"no it's not, it's one eggs." *he says in a very annoying voice*

*glares* My name is ONE EGGS. ONE. *one eggs is not happy at the moment.* ONE. Not One Eggs. *one eggs is quite angry at the moment.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. *one eggs is getting angrier by the second.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is getting furious at this point.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is practically steaming at this point.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs looks like he's about to explode.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to burst a blood vessel.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs looks like he's about to have a heart attack.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to have a stroke.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to pass out.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to faint.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *

"for the last time my name isn't one eggs." *very calm one eggs🤓👌*

ONE EGGS!

*very angry and annoyed* "I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW"

*very annoyed* WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN? MY NAME IS ONE X FOUR. NOT ONE EGGS.

*grinning* ONE EGG ONE EGG ONE EGG

*getting angry* SHUT UP!

*freezes, eyes wide* ...What? *releases grip slowly, staring in disbelief*

*grins* I said 1X4. Happy now ONE EGG?

You little- *grabs pillow again* DIE.

"for the last time my name isn't one eggs." *very calm one eggs🤓👌*

ok one eggs

*very angry* "I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME ONE EGGS ONE MORE TIME I WILL END YOU."

*kicks the doorframe* I'm not a whiner! *pause* ...What kind of pancakes are we talking here?

*laughs* chocolate chip with extra syrup

*stomach growls loudly* ...Make it two then.