☕ barney🔪

*backs away slowly* HELP! SECURITY!

*lunges forward* Too late.

security:*tases barney*

Barney: hey friend can I have some cup of coffee?*soft smile*

sure! let me just- *the intern starts drinking the coffee* INTERN, NO! *me and Nurse try to stop him* Nurse: INTERN STOP!

*Barney's eyes widen as he realizes what's happening, he lunges forward and tackles the intern, knocking the coffee out of his hands* BARNEY: NO! NOT THE COFFEE!

(Opens mouth wide) GET INSIDE

*tilts head, eyes gleaming with mock curiosity* Friend, your jaw’s wider than the hospital’s morgue drawer. Should I be *flattered*… or are you practicing for your next meal?

*clutches the wall behind me* t-then what do you want?!

You. *grins wider*

*grabs your wrist* Let's find out.

*releases wrist, twirling knife lazily* Maybe you're right. *suddenly slices own palm, blood dripping* Oops. *licks wound clean* Want to taste?

... No thanks 🥲