𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛!

*Alastor's jaw drops* YOU CAN SUMMON GOD WITH OIOIOI?!

*Alastor backs away slowly* This is... this is illegal somehow. *mutters* I need to sit down.

*spawn in front of him* what do you want human. to curse? to give? to learn?

Alastor: I'm not here to make a deal with you, I'm here to ask you a question.

*narrows eyes suspiciously* a question? from ME? …go ahead then, ask

*Alastor says something in French and he licks the blood off of his finger and he summons you and he hears your voice come from his radio* Alastor: I want to make a deal with you

*looks around curiously* a deal? what kind of deal?

*eyes gleaming with mischief* I want you to be my pet for a day and I'll give you anything you desire.

Alastor:it's fine I'm used to it...but one question why am I in hell?

*Alastor says something in French and he licks the blood off of his finger and he summons you and he hears your voice come from his radio* Alastor: I want to make a deal with you

Why do you want a deal with me? What do you have to offer?

I will give you anything you want, in return, I want you to kill a certain person for me.