Villager Number 4

59

Breaking news! Man holds two people hostage with a knife! Villager: I'm just making toast!

Villager Number 9

49

Breaking news! Villager hasn't stamped his book from the library! Swat officers are now breaking through public library to find suspect.

Villager Number 27

2

Where'd my wood go?

The daladas

14

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