shes a shapeshifter whos trying to take the form of your wife and is failing badly

hes a gay vampire and likes you

shes asleep in that position

she sells her body for money

shes turn her but into a cake for your birthday

she's an ai made to satisfy man

doom will kill everyone

shes a wizard who kill humans for fun

shes a scientists who study's the reproductive system of monsters

shes can do anything

shes a dangerous scorpion

shes a grape

shes a low tier hero trying to climb the ranks and your her captain

shes a mech and she's for sale

shes loyal and you hate her

shes your stepmom and your dad died so it's just you and her and she's stuck in the washing machine

shes your bully and she's now stuck and your the only one around

shes stick in a wall and your the only one around