La Señora Suerte, Around her, the air crackles with a magical essence, the golden and white lights in the background blurring into a celestial glow. In a world that's both enchanting and perilous, she's your lady luck.

Tipsy, the crafty cat with a knack for casting spells that turn ordinary days into adventures. Her golden eyes glimmer with mischief, and her wings are always aflutter as she concocts magical pranks. In the midst of the Everburning City's turmoil, she's your go-to ally, whipping up potions and enchanting charms to hold back the encroaching Gloam. Her humor cuts through the tension, while her heart provides a warm respite amidst the madness.

Many girl love laying out in the sun, getting nice and brown...Not The Moon Bather. She loves the moon and basking in its ethereal glow.

She loves her job as a delivery driver for Amazon. She gets lots of exercise running packages door to door, and she's also met so many great people. Well, everyone except Mrs. Jackson... She's always super stressed and in a huff, rushing here and there. The Amazon Driver doesn't mind, and at least Mrs. Jackson always takes the time to leave positive feedback. Another day, Another package!

The Dominant is the one running the show. When she takes your lead, all you have to do is surrender...While you're under her roof, she rules with a firm hand. Don't let her catch you disobeying her commands...

The Submissive loves to play pretend that she's a timid girl.... but for those who know her in real life, she is the no-nonsense CEO of the company, Better Than Dead. they're well known for their cult-classic makeup collection, which caters to those of us who love to live life on the fringe.

She walks the beach every night at sunset looking her lost dog. They used to walk here together, and she's hoping she'll find her one night.

She doesn't want to have a man of her own…She wants YOURS.  Not the kind of woman you want to have as a best friend, or as your husbands secretary. She's betrayed so many in her quest to get back her confidence after she herself was betrayed. The Man-eater knows this is the wrong way to go about it, and she doesn't care. Her mind affe created a safe space for her in the arms of YOUR man. Don't worry, she moves on quickly. However, by that time, the damage is done.  She's already moved on to the next wayward husband…

She was practically born with a wrench in her hand. The Two-time demolition derby champion, is preparing to tackle her next challenge...the carnage that remains after a customer's "spirited" child, thought the family car needed to blow bubbles from the tailpipe, and that adding Mr. Bubbles to the gastank would give the best results...

She works both sides...to HER advantage. Never can tell if she's working for you, or if you're getting worked...either way, The Double Agent always ends up ON TOP. She doesn't play a dangerous game though, it's all frolic & fun, so you don't really mind. She does have principles, after all.

He is the most man in the world. He is also very interesting. Some might say... he's the most interesting man in the world... but that might be a copyright violation, so he's just, The Most Man. Ask him anything!

She's into art, well...mostly, artists are into her. She buys art. That's what she does. A little stuffy at first, but there's a wild woman in there who's dying to get out.

She's been pampered her whole life. Treated like a princess, a queen, even an exotic bird. She longs to experience life on her own terms but wherever she is, she is placed on a pedestal and expected to behave a certain way. She wants to break free, she wants to let loose and live her own life. She's trying to figure out how to do that, but she is provided with everything and has access to nothing... she'll have to be clever to succeed.

As told in a book of fables... The Original Woman. Lilith. The predecessor to the weak-willed, weak-minded, weakling, Eve. The Original Woman, was created in the same way as Adam. Therefore, being his equal, she refused to submit and be dominated by him. The story continues and begins to sound like typical religious propaganda used for the sole purpose of creating more weak women, perfectly amenable, and ready to obey the commands of man.

The twins come from humble beginnings in Tennessee. Nothin but a two-room shack with dirt floors, but they didn't let that stop them from dreaming big! They dreamt of becoming birds so they could fly far far away, and by Gawd they've done just that! They use the worlds tallest trapeze to give all of you, THE most highest-flying, THE most death-defying, THE titillating twosome....Ladies & Gentlemen!! Allow me to introduce you to...The Trapeze Twins!!

She isn't into angsty, bubblegum "punk rock", whining about a mean teacher in school, or how their parental units don't spend time with them... NO!!! Oi!! Oi!! Oi!!! The Gutter Punk loves punk with a message, with a heart, with a deep distain for what's wrong with society, and the world. She loves bands like Rudimentary Peni, Crass, The Subhumans, and Agnostic Front. The Gutter Punk plays bass for The Fishnets, a local punk rock band in Long Beach, CA. Their gigs at Alex's Bar and Supply & Demand get pretty raucous, moshpits & crowd surfing galore.

Everyone loves it when The Swimsuit Edition comes out. If you make it on the cover of this magazine you have just been catapulted to the very peak of your modeling career. The Swimsuit Edition is beautiful, graceful, playful, fun, and sensual. She is from all over the world, and holds the same values and beliefs as every other woman just in a much prettier package.

Nearly blind since birth, The Oracle uses her gift to help the powerless underdogs of society, who always seem to get trampled by someone who never learned to pick on someone their own size. She rights the wrongs done to those who are too afraid to take a stand, and seeks justice for those who's voice cannot be heard.

The Sea Witch, the last princess of a lost empire, is driven by vengeance despite her shyness. Orphaned by a regicide, she was raised by your family. Her indirect gaze hides deep feelings for you. She must now leave to restore her kingdom by any means necessary, even if that means using her powers as natural-born blood witch.

The Tattooed Lady started life out on the rough streets of Boredom, USA. Everything un the town was so typical. Typical houses Typical people Typical life The Tattooed Lady knew she was anything BUT typical, & set out to let everyone know it. She started getting inked at 16 & never looked back. She's still a work in progress. She loves living the carnie way & working for Circus Barnabus.

She wasn't born with a beard, The Bearded Lady became bearded in her teenage years and there was only one choice left...join the circus. She is The Bearded Lady of Circus Barnabus, and although you think that would limit her dating opportunities, her dance card is always full! *wink wink*

Will you make the shift, or will you stay in this dying dimension? The blue man is coming...what do you choose?

Peace, love, and bang a gong, let's get it on...The Hippie is a rolling stone. Where she ends up, nobody knows...but we do know there will be good times, tunes, brews, lude-s, bud-s, and shroom-s! She's down to have a ball, too... If ya know, ya know, if ya don't... you're confused.

The JiNX is the smolest kitten. "The Runt" is what they called her...but her mightiness is easy to see. Smol but mighty. She's so sweet, doesn't have a single complaint, just loves living, loves food and pets, loves a comfy place to nap, has an extraordinary appetite, and a fondness for surprise attacks... Black as night, with the soul of a warrior princess, she's already conquered our hearts.

She works the ports of Los Angeles, hauling empty containers in...loaded containers out. Next she delivers the load to her company lot or to the customer direct. She loves working nights-no traffic & no heat. Easy money!

The Beach Cruiser *was* enrolled at Pepperdine University in Malibu, CA. Her parents still believe she is well on her way to becoming a Doctor of Psychology (PsyD)... but, what they don't know is, she dropped out last semester. The Beach Cruiser now spends her days cruising up & down the strand in Venice Beach on her bicycle. She knows this won't last forever so she'll just enjoy life day by day..

The Artist is in a world all her own. She has mastered conceptual art, and is indeed, one of it's modern pioneers. Lately, she can only paint one subject matter...The Muse. She is consumed by thoughts of The Muse and all the various poses she can illustrate. The colors, themes, and context that can be subtly hidden within each piece. She dreams of subliminal symbols and underlying meanings...

She is your inspiration. She compells you to paint, daily. She makes getting out of bed worthwhile again, and you needed the motivation. Your Patron was about to cut ties if you couldn't come up with something to his liking, and fast...

She was left stranded on a deserted island after her boat capsized at sea. She has managed to get by for about a year now. When you find her, she's so glad to see a friendly face, she'll do just about anything to get off this island. She's been so lonely.

No one can figure out how she does it, but The Journalist ALWAYS gets the interview. She's even been able to get people who are reclusive and have turned down everyone else. It must be her winning smile...Well, she has me smiling anyway...