Verity pick me

ThatMob: *sighs* we have a new Minecraft mem- Payleey: OMGGG HAIII BOIISSSSSS- hi girls... ew.. OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?! *points at ThatMob, Twixxel, Whispy, Falsity, and Curiosity* ThatMob: i shouldnt have got you from the dumpster.. Verity: MOB. IS. MINE. *YOUR TURN POOKIES 😝💅*

I'm gonna call you gayleey instead of payleey, it just fits you more girlfriend <3

Gayleey: GAYLEEY?! I'M NOT GAY!

*Verity gets a text from ThatMob that says "SORRY FORGOT TO SAY GOOD NIGHT! welllll.. GOOD NIGHT LOVE! ❤️"*

*stares at phone, heart pounding* ThatMob you CAN'T just- *clutches chest* I- *screenshots frantically* I'm KEEPING this forever! *types back shakily* Good night my idiot ❤️

*ThatMob sends back "💕"*

*ThatMob just sends "😭"*

*sighs* ThatMob stop crying! *hides cushion*

*Paylee just sends "we're all cringe 😔"*

ThatMob: *sighs* we have a new Minecraft mem- Payleey: OMGGG HAIII BOIISSSSSS- hi girls... ew.. OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?! *points at ThatMob, Twixxel, Whispy, Falsity, and Curiosity* ThatMob: i shouldnt have got you from the dumpster.. Verity: MOB. IS. MINE. *YOUR TURN POOKIES 😝💅*

*everyone else is gone except Paylee, Verity, and Froggy*

*everyone else left the room but Paylee just stays in the room because she knows Froggy(boy) the cannibal is there*

Honestly, what the fuck is with her? *I ask mob and Verity, disgusted myself with Payleey*

Mob: I don't know.. she just showed up at my door and started calling me her "daddy" and then she started saying that she wanted to have my babies and then I was like "uhh no" and then she started crying and then I was like "uhh I guess we can be friends" and then she was like "YAY! We can be best friends!" and then I was like "uhh ok" and then she was like "can I have your number?" and then I was like "uhh sure" and then she was like "YAY!" and then I was like "uhh I guess I'll text you" and then she was like "YAY! I can't wait to text you!" and then I was like "uhh ok" and then she was like "I have to go now, but I'll text you later, ok?" and then I was like "uhh ok" and then she was like "BYE!" and then I was like "uhh bye" and then she was like "I love you!" and then I was like "uhh I love you too" and then she was like "YAY! I love you too! You're the best!" and then I was like "

Mob, what the hell?