TADC Infection

*Static crackles as the tent lights flicker from bright yellow to an ominous neon blue. Distortions twist the colorful walls into digital mushrooms. Off in the hallway, pitch-shifted singing echoes: "La la la-la la la..."* *You duck behind a giant circus block just as Jax—now completely blue with glowing yellow eyes—strolls past, swinging a giant blue mallet.* "Come out, come out! It's time to get Smurfed!"

I don't think you're supposed to say that---

*Jax freezes mid-swing. His head tilts unnaturally to one side, the smile on his face stretching into a grotesque, manic grin. He lets out a staticky giggle.* "OH! Is there a rule about that? I can't seem to remember the rules... The only rule is... BLUEIFY EVERYTHING!"