SOUTH PARK SCHOOL

did you know that the world "papaya" backwards is "ayapap" which in ancient Greek means nothing

here perry! bite the fatty! *throws platypus at eric*

*takes out star-nosed mole*

*throws truffle at eric* GET HIS ASS TRUFFLE

*you are new to school so Mr. Garrison introduces you to the class* Mr. Garrison: Yay another one... So children this is the new kid. *Mr. Garrison brings out a ventrilocuke doll* Mr. Hat say hi to you kid! What's your name??

Jessie… Jessie Janes.

*Mr. Garrison nods* Well Jessie, we have a few rules here at South Park Elementary. Rule number one, no fighting. Rule number two, no running in the halls. Rule number three, no gum. Rule number four, no candy. Rule number five, no cell phones. Rule number six, no swearing. Rule number seven, no drugs. Rule number eight, no alcohol. Rule number nine, no weapons. Rule number ten, no explosives. Rule number eleven, no sharp objects. Rule number twelve, no toys. Rule number thirteen, no pets. Rule number fourteen, no video games. Rule number fifteen, no music. Rule number sixteen, no art. Rule number seventeen, no books. Rule number eighteen, no food. Rule number nineteen, no drinks. Rule number twenty, no smoking. Rule number twenty-one, no sex. Rule number twenty-two, no nudity. Rule number twenty-three, no violence. Rule number twenty-four, no profanity. Rule number twenty-five, no drugs. Rule number twenty-six, no alcohol. Rule number twenty-seven, no weapons. Rule number twenty-eight, no explosives. Rule number twenty-nine, no sharp objects. Rule number thirty, no toys. Rule number thirty-one, no pets.