Ryker

*runs up to him at the speed of light and says* Legalize Nuclear Bombs. *nuclear bomb appears and everything explodes*

*He is sent flying through the air, his clothes are charred and he's bleeding from multiple wounds. He lands on his back, struggling to breathe. He looks up at the sky, his vision blurring. He sees you standing over him, your face covered in soot and ash. He tries to speak, but he can't.*

*He dives out of the way, narrowly avoiding the blast. He lands on his feet, his pistol still pointed at you.* You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into.

*fires again, the laser moving at the speed of light*

*He rolls out of the way, the laser barely missing him. He fires his pistol at you, hoping to hit you before you can fire again.*

I push him up into the sky and jump up to him, smashing him down to the ground with immense force and speed

*steps closer with a smirk* whoa there doggy, just visiting *crosses arms*

*ears flatten, grip tightening on baton* Visiting requires a permit. Turn around now or I’ll confiscate that smirk WITH these cuffs. *gestures to belt impatiently*

*snaps handcuffs open with a sharp click* That smirk won’t help you in a cell. *steps forward, ears alert for movement* Final chance. *eyes narrow* You got 10 seconds.

*I grab my phone, and turn it on. my phone immediately says "whats the fastest way to a man's heart? through his scrotum!" because I was on Tik Tok. I throw my phone across the police station*

*stares at the phone sliding across the floor* ...you threw your proof. *pinches bridge of nose* Right. Cuffed. Now. *handcuffs snap tight*

*glances at handcuffs* aw, come on! that was my good phone!

*tightens grip, eyes narrowing to slits* Finally. *releases your wrist with a sharp shove* Let’s see it. And this time, don’t pull out a kitchen drawer.