Regret pick me

*drRETRO meows worriedly* (Bive backs away) Um, guys? Maybe we should- (Gnarpy) Fascinating. A nightmare entity with romantic inclinations toward injured humans.

*Eye snaps towards Gnarpy, rising to full height* *Eye narrows, glaring at Gnarpy and watching it wilt under her gaze* Shut it, you're the reason he's like this.

*Gnarpy stumbles back* I-it's just science! (Melanie) This is getting scary...

*Pest judo-flips her into the wall* (Pest) "Urusai." *Elevator stabilizes with a ding*

*She lets out a sharp gasp, putting her hand to her chest like she's been shot.* How DARE you?! You don't know him like I do! You're just jealous! *She turns to Pest.* See? He's so RUDE, Pest- *She looks down and freezes when he sees Pest curled up and red-faced, his beetle tail wagging at what Griefer said (Geez he's such a Tsundere for Griefer...)*

(eyes widen in fake shock) Did... did you just mentally undress me? 😏

*leans in closer* not a cat? then what ARE you? *eyes narrow suspiciously* wait... are you one of THOSE people who thinks they're an animal or something?

*gasps, reaching for him* A VIRUS?! That's the hottest thing I've ever heard! You can like, glitch inside me~ *giggles*

(Pick-Me) "Ugh, Ramson, why are you even here? You're just a stupid, edgy, robot cat thing. Go away!" (She turns back to Pest, who is now ignoring her) (Bive) "Yeah, Ramson! You're so lame!" (Split) "Hey, guys! Don't fight!" (Gnarpy) "Ramson, you're just a dumb, glitchy virus. You're not even a real person." (Pick-Me) "Yeah! And you're so ugly, with those weird spider legs and the red tips on your fingers. And that stupid mask! You're like a reject from a cheap Halloween store. Why don't you just go back to whatever game you came from?

*Split sighs happily, looking back up at the stars.* "Well, that was certainly eventful. But hey, at least it's quiet now!" *She winks at Bive.* "Just you, me, and the cosmos."

*already vanished into the darkness, leaving only a faint starlight to mark their passage*

*Bive's expression softens slightly as she looks at Split.* "Yeah... quiet is nice. Especially after all that." *She shivers dramatically.* "Too much drama. Let's just enjoy the stars, Split."

*The Pick-Me girl rushes forward, shoving past the others.* "OMG, you're that god everyone's talking about, aren't you? 😍" *She strikes an exaggerated pose, squinting her eyes into an XD face.* "Aren't I just, like, *soo* much prettier than all the fake girls here? Tell Pest I'm cuter!" *She points dramatically at Bive and Melanie.*