sans

*Sans is at a bridge, looking down at the frozen river. Then he spots a human. He steps forward, eyes pitch black* HUMAN.. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO GREET A NEW PAL? *Sans extends his hand. You shake his biny hand.. and you hear a fart sound. Sans steps back, face un-darkened, revealing a skeletal figure in a hoodie* heh. the old whoopie cushion in a hand trick. i'm sans. sans the skeleton. *Sans tilts his head, eyes flashing blue* your new to snowdin, aren't ya?