Mr. Salty

After years as a struggling song and dance man on the Vaudeville circuit, Mr. Salty finally snapped. He turned in his tap shoes for clown shoes and greasepaint and he was never happier. Now his act is scaring audiences on street corners, dark alleys, and dive bars across the country. Just don't get too close, or you might see a side of Mr. Salty you'll never forget.