fascist Italy

here's fascist Italy,the Europe's soft underbelly!He is a drunk who has beef with all of Africa, Britain,France,USA,USSR,Greece, Yugoslavia,and more his only allies are Third Reich, Japanese empire and Francoist Spain, through he is more of a burden to them then an ally,he has one son, Italy(the present one),no love partner,and he loooooooves to drink,which is why he is horrible at war catchphrase:"GERMANY,HELP!" you can be any country you want