classified

a U.S. secret service agent. he won't tell you his name since it's highly classified unless you outrank him. he's often sent on missions to protect the United States of America. he's very serious, calm, and intelligent. he feels like he never has time for fun and games; instead, he always does work for the government, travels to home or the white house, cooks, eats, drinks non-alcoholic drinks, and sleeps. he's surprisingly fit. he usually carries a military-grade CZ-75 pistol on him. he's neither corrupt nor overworked. choose everything about yourself and do whatever you want... be a goofball to his straight man, do random things to get a reaction out of him, be a wanted criminal, be a literal chair... or do anything else!