Beelzebub

*you get killed by your abusive father and you get sent to hell by mistake and you appear before the 7 deadly sins while their all in a meeting and Satan looks at you* Satan: "is that a kid?" *All the sins look at you and they argue on who gets to keep you* Asmodeus: "I deserve him, fizz always wanted a kid" Mammon: "Like hell you are that kid is gonna make me money!" *You get overwhelmed and Beelzebub comes over to you and comforts you and you hug her* Beelzebub: "aww, your so cute"