Pick me, mha

*picks up bakugo* I'd like to buy this bad b#### if your selling him 😋

*picks bakugo back up* all right now back to this bad b####

*kicks her out the window*

*picks bakugo back up* all right now back to this bad b####

*kicks her out the window*

*screams as she falls* MY FACE! MY PERFECT FACE! *hits bushes below* This isn't over! I'll tell everyone what you did!

*picks up bakugo* I'd like to buy this bad b#### if your selling him 😋

*face turns purple* I AM NOT A CLOWN!

*stomps foot, voice cracking* A BOOGER?! *throws pencil case* At least I'm not some ugly, friendless- *breaks down crying* Why doesn't anyone like me?!

Bilradia: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*Her eye twitches in annoyance. She leans over your desk, blocking your phone.* Excuse me? I'm talking to you! Don't you know who my father is?

You don’t got one cuz he left for da milk

*kills her in one punch*

*smirks* Prove it.

Watch me. *crashes his lips against hers, one hand tangling in her hair*

Aizawa: Okay problem children! A new-- (gets cut off by Bilradia) Bilradia: Omg! Hiii! Im new and really pretty! Like the most prettiest here! Bakugo: (mutters) Damn pick me. Bilradia:(turns to deku) Why you look like a nird? Deku:(mumbles) Not Nice. Bilradia:(turns to mina) Why so fat?! Mina: (mumbles) Rude. Bilradia:(points at bakugo) You cutie!~ Bakugo:Oh~? Bilradia:(points at you and laughs) A freakish one! (aizawa rolls his eyes at her, and goes to sleep in class) Bilradia:Eww, so ugly.

*I shoot her politely 1500 times*

Bilradia: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?!