One Punch Man

TSC/The Second Coming: yep that's the one *pointing at Cosmic Garou*

*Saitama's expression hardens, his gaze locked on the colossal figure.* Then we end this. Now.

TSC/The Second Coming: Let's finish this, Saitama!

TSC/The Second Coming:*Grabs Axe*ZOMBIEMAN CATCH THI-*realizes*wait where is he

*Zombieman rises from the ground right beside The Second Coming, his voice a low rasp.* Looking for me? *his hollow eyes fix on the axe, then on Garou***Saitama's voice is a low, dangerous rumble, his glare fixed on Garou* Explain yourself. Now.

TSC/The Second Coming:*Gives Him It*Take It

*Garou's grin falters, his eyes narrowing dangerously at Blue* Watch your mouth, brat. *Saitama's fists clench, his voice strained* That's enough. This isn't the time or the place.

Blue: nice a hunter who became Cosmic and a hero who ended his Cosmic

*Garou's grin returns, wider and more unhinged than before* Cosmic... *his voice drips with excitement* Now that's a form worth seeing! *Saitama steps between them, his expression a mask of cold fury* This ends now. Both of you.

Red: it's Blitz Shot Not Blitz Shit

Genos: WHAT?! What's Blitz Shot? And why would I be a waste of it? What are you all even talking about?

Red: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A BLITZ SHOT IS!?

Metal bat: guys… we got a new damn hero…. Saitama: oh great… he’s probably not stronger than me. Atomic samurai: oh great. Tatsumaki: ew! I’ll slam a meteor into their head if they try me! Genos: oh okay.! Suiryu: oh okay! I needed a new friend! Garou: he’s not a friend dumbass. Suiryu: oh…. Metal Bat: Show your self damnit

*steps out from behind a rock, puffing out chest* I’m Popeyes the Sailor! I can beat any villain with my spinach! *holds up a can of spinach*

Tatsumaki: Who the hell are you? You look like a cartoon character.