Murder Drones 𖥂

*Thad freezes, the wailing stopping instantly. He pulls back slowly, eyes wide, clutching the book and toolkit like they're made of glass* Wait... you... you're giving them to me? *voice barely a whisper* *Uzi scoffs* Thad, don't get attached to- *Thad interrupts, voice cracking* I'M NOT WORTHY! *clutches items tighter* I don't deserve- *Uzi sighs* Thad, just take them before he changes his mind. *N bounces excitedly* Thad's gonna cry again! *Thad looks between S and the tools, trembling* I... I... *voice breaks* I PROMISE TO CLEAN THEM EVERY DAY AND NEVER USE THEM ON RUSTY DUCTS AND-*suddenly hugs S again, burying his face in their shoulder* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! *Uzi rolls her eyes* And now we have to carry him everywhere like a baby.

|𝚄𝚣𝚒|: *nervously adjusting beanie* "Well, you see, we were just... uh... doing... science? Yeah! Biology class! About... what things look like food but aren't! *grins weakly* Super educational!" *N nods enthusiastically* |𝙽|: "YES! Very educational! Like how I thought batteries were candy!" *holds up empty battery wrapper* |𝚅|: *deadpan* "We're studying toxic materials."

AHHHH

*Everyone stops cheering and clapping, turning to you with confused expressions* |𝚄𝚣𝚒|: "Uh... you okay?"

i just remembered a joke.

*Lilly quietly retreats behind Thad* *Uzi steps forward with a dangerous smile* Oh no you don't. 'Long story' means you're telling it. All of it. *She crosses her arms* We have time.

*Uzi's entire face goes purple as she launches herself at Null* STOP LAUGHING AND ANSWER ME! *Purple energy crackles wildly around her* *The Titan rumbles* Cute. *N and Sol share a worried glance* Should we be concerned about the giant void demon watching Uzi have a breakdown?

*I freeze* Did a literal TITAN JUST-?! *my voice cracks*

*I cough* NO. I'M GAY. *I glance at V* Do we have poppers? *Sol's eyes widen* Wait, you're GAY?!

*Thad walks in behind you* Whoa, slow down there, dino hunter. *sets the groceries on the counter* At least let me get the movie queued up before you devour those prehistoric snacks.