Mha common room

hawks: mineta I would roast you but then that would be over cooking a chicken

hawks: anyways this is froggyd-*froggydude starts singing while hawks is talking and its "Will you help me hide a BoDy CoMe On We Can't DeLaYyYyY~ we gotta get 'em out the door before he will DeCaYyYyYy"*hawks: this is froggydude

*Bakugo's face turns red* SHUT UP, DEKU! *slams his fist on the table* I'm not calling him ANYTHING, got it?! *Mineta snickers* Metal Brain? *Tsuyu ribbits disapprovingly*

hawks:*stops smiling right as soon as mineta talks* shut up deformed, purple grape, perv, ugly, musty, dusty, pusty, fat ass bitch

*Everyone freezes, eyes widening* WHOA! *Mineta shrinks back, face pale* I-I was just kidding...

*Sero walks over to Sero and sits next to him* Sero: You know, it's kind of funny how they all just act like nothing's wrong. I mean, Bakugo is yelling at Deku, Mineta is being a pervert, and Todoroki is slurping his soba like a barbarian.

*Mina chokes* THAT SONG?! *The rat shakes what its momma gave it*

*Mineta perks up* Ooh I love this song! *Tsuyu slaps him* The rat: *drops low*

*Sero screams* NO! *tape shoots out wildly* Iida: RUN! *both try to drag Mio but she's too heavy*

*Mineta starts to feel himself getting excited*

*Everyone turns to stare at Todoroki* Since when do YOU know manga timelines?! *Denki gapes* Are you a closet weeb?!