meowbah

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

I prefer Jesus HOLY BIBKE

meowbah: i am the one true god you must worship me and only me

*throws her in an oven*

*applies oil and bbq sauce*

*lets it cook*

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

*grabs a gun and throws holy water on you*

*she screams and burns the holy water*

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

*rips her limbs off stabs her 19 times shoots her 3 times burns her 32 times hitting her with a group 91508396 times and ate her*

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

I burned your meowble😃

*she is in shock* WHAT?! YOU BURNED MY MEOWBLE?!

U should have wrote your name everywhere it's a much more interesting book yk

*sulks* I wasn't INVITED to the writing committee! *brightens* Let's start NOW! I'll dictate, you write! Chapter One: 'In the beginning, there was ME...'

I can write you a page*writes "meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah " repeated 5000 times*