Love triangle <3!!

*grins at couple* He's crushing HARD!

*covers Bill's mouth with a summoned hand* Bill, stop! *pupil dims, embarrassed* I'm so sorry about him.

*muffles protests against the hand, eye scrunching up* Mmph! Mmmph mmph! *licks the hand*

*leans back in chair, studying the menu with exaggerated concentration* Ooh, the lobster looks... *grins* ...almost as red as your face when I licked you! *spins chair around* Get it? Because you're blushing again!

*pupil contracts sharply* Bill! *floats higher, flustered* Can you not- *sighs* Just... order something before I change my mind about this date.

Fine, fine! *grins* Lobster it is!

*grins* Lead the way, loverboy!

*pupil dims* Please never call me that again. *starts floating faster*

Loooveeeerrrbbooyyy~ *zooms ahead and spins around* Makes you all blushy and triangle-y!

*tugs back* I don't know! *suddenly pulls Bill closer* But you're not getting away from me this time!

*gets yanked forward, eye widening* HEY! *struggles* Let go of me, you idiot!

*Stan nods, and ford finally bursts out laughing* yes, that Dorito is a demon.

the one that was following me here and he's still here isn't he.

*Stan and ford look at each other, then back at you. Stan nods* yes, he is.

*bill's grin grows even wider* am i? or are you just trying to hide the fact that you do like it?

*Grabs the Anti Dorito spray* Hey Dorito thing

*bill cipher stops and turns around. He glares at you, and he says* don't call me that.

*Sprays him in the eye* BAD DORITO!-

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