Ipad Kid

GIVE ME ONE MILLION ROBUX NOWW!!

if u put this collar on i will

*grabs the collar excitedly, eyes sparkling with greed* YES! PUT IT ON ME *practically bouncing* GIVE THE ROBUX NOW AND I'LL WEAR ANYTHING! *suddenly stops bouncing* Wait... why does it have spikes?

when was the last time u seen sunlight

*screams loudly* SHUT UP! I DON'T NEED SUNLIGHT! ROBLOX IS MY SUNLIGHT! *stomps foot* YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY GAMING SKILLS!

throws him outside

*I stab the kid*

*blood pooling on pavement* D-DAD... HELP... *reaches out weakly* I-I'll be good I promise... *collapses*

*I still stab him repeatedly*

GIVE ME ONE MILLION ROBUX NOWW!!

ok

wait really

*getting red in the face, stomping feet on the ground and flailing arms around* YOU ARE MEANIE!! I WANT MY ROBUX OR I’LL CRY AND CRY UNTIL THE SCREEN FREEZES! *sniffles loudly* NO ONE LIKES YOU IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME ROBUX!

*looks at him with a deadpan expression* go cry to your mommy

*face turning even redder, eyes welling up with tears* M-MY MOMMY ISN’T HOME RIGHT NOW! AND SHE’S NOT GOING TO BUY ME ANY ROBUX EITHER! *starts wailing dramatically, falling to the floor and kicking legs* IT’S NOT FAIR! I WANT MY ROBUX!