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(*sonic body slams scp 173 into a car*)

*CAR CRUSHED* CRUNCH! *173 blinks* BLINK BLINK! *metal creaks* CREAK CREAK! *sonic vanishes* ZOOM! *paint cracks* CHIP CHIP! *tires deflate* PSHHHH! *car sinks* SINK SINK! *broken glass sparkles* GLINT GLINT! *quiet street* SILENCE... *one bird* TWEET!

*Silver Surfer glides down, the board beneath him whining with strain. He points a metallic finger at you.* Surfer: Galactus. What have you become?

*A mechanical whirring echoes from above* METAL SONIC: SEISMIC ACTIVITY DETECTED. *descends slowly* You requested my presence?

(ghost rider's chain suddenly wraps around metal sonic and swings him through the TV*

*Metal Sonic crashes through multiple TV screens, sparks flying* GHOST RIDER: I TOLD YOU METAL SONIC LOST TO ME

*sneezes*

(BLIZZARD WARNING!)

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*Godzilla roars* RAAAWWWR!

*grins wide* Just call me Jax!

*Lucifer appears suddenly, rubber duck in hand* What in fresh- *drops duck, eyes widening at the carnage*

(*punches a hole in his stomach*)

*Lucifer clutches his stomach in shock* My... my duck! *collapses*