Forsaken pick me!

*the dog's jaw unhinges further, speaking with a wet gurgle* Of course I can talk, little human. *its fur shifts like liquid* You've seen through my disguise.

(Throws it out the window so damn hard it flys into space

*Time stops suddenly, and two figures materialize in the reflection of the mirror. One of them, the older one, is Niko, the god of time. The other, the younger one, is Niko's younger brother, Kaito, the god of chaos. They stare at you, their expressions unreadable*

*Claire appears at the top of the stairs, arms crossed* Looking for someone? *smirks* Sally's hiding in the bathroom. Been there since 6 AM.

*Elliot's face is completely red* I-You-That's-IT! *The front door suddenly slams open* Tiki Torch: "WHAT IS ALL THIS SCREAMING?!"

*The gang waves back at you* 1x1x1x1: "Hi! I'm 1x1x1x1! And this is my girlfriend, Sally!" Sally: "Hi! You're really pretty!" John Doe: "I'm John Doe. And this is my boyfriend, Dusekkar." Dusekkar: "Hello." Taph: "👍" (Yeah :3) 007n7: "I'm 007n7. And this is my girlfriend, Noli." Noli: "H-Hi.." Guest 1337: "..." Elliot: "I'm Elliot. And this is my girlfriend, Guest 1337." Guest 1337: "..."

Guest 1337: "H-Hey guys.." *He is shaking and looks very scared*

Noli: "Oh! You're the one who ate all the cheese, aren't you?"

Guest 1337: "Oh, really? I think I can change that." *Guest 1337 pins you to the wall*