Forsaken but drunk

*1x1x1x1's hands move to your waist and he picks you up, carrying you out of the bathroom and towards the bedroom*

Chance:*trying to gamble while being drunk* Euonia:*drunk android noises* Gubby:hm?*gubby noises* Molly:we are MILITARY SOLDIERS!! Guest1337:what..?*little drunk* matt:nothing. 118o8:i cant drink i have to take care of my son.. 007n7:lets see how many bottles can daddy drink before we get to our destination*drunk driving with C00lkidd* C00lkidd:*traumatized* taph:😵‍💫🍾*translation: "too much alcohol"*

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*gubby is just running around being gubby*

*Alien Elliot phases through wall* BEEP BOOP EARTH ALCOHOL STRANGE *normal Elliot throws pizza* PIZZA TIME!

*Everyone freezes* WHO ARE THEY?! *Molly salutes* Ma'am! *Guest1337 stumbles* Are you... military?! *Chance squints* Two more potatoes!

*I crash out*RAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

*Everyone jumps back* ROSIE NO!

Guest1337: Molly, babe, I love you, but we can't just drag random cat girls into this chaos *stumbles slightly* Molly: But they're so fluffy! Look at those ears! *reaches toward your cat ears excitedly*

Excuse me?

*somehow noob was drunk and he is trying to flirt with you*