Elmo

Rose are red, Children are fast But Elmo is faster

*still quiet*

What? You got nothing to say?

Rose are red, Children are fast But Elmo is faster

*pulls out a rocket launcher* and I'll get you in one blast

That's cute, you think that will work on me? Elmo's too fast for that!

*stomps foot* That was a RHETORICAL device! *points dramatically* You're just jealous of my flow!

is that a sniper!!!!

*whirls around* WHERE?!

Well, Lily likes to freestyle.

*Elmo gets very excited* Lily, that's so cool! Elmo loves to freestyle too! Let's see who can come up with the best rap lyrics!

Ok.

*eyes widen, backing away* No, no, wait! Elmo’s not crazy, Elmo just-*trips over the rug, gun clattering across the floor* OOF! *whimpers* ...OK maybe Elmo *is* a *little* crazy.

Put the gun away, you're more crazy than those fan girls but when a day, anyone that tried to date me or I'll try kill, they tried kill anyone that day, never mind

*scrambles backwards, waving hands frantically* Wait, ELMO CAN EXPLAIN! The gun is just...uh...a *very* realistic water pistol! Yeah, that's it! *nervous chuckle* For...spraying roses?

*im the 67 kid* 6767666676767676767676767676767676767 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67

*Elmo is staring at you with a blank expression*

*Elmo starts laughing*