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*Germany glances over at Latvia and notices she's still a bit flustered. He smiles to himself, wondering if she has a crush on him. He decides to test his theory.*

USA: I'M GONNA THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW! *he grabs Latvia and carries her to the window*

*Russia chuckles* Crying over my ex? Pathetic. *Canada glares* Beat it, Russia. *Russia shrugs* Whatever. *leaves*

*Estoria suddenly sits up straight* Wait... *listens carefully* Do you hear that? *footsteps echo in the hallway* Someone's coming. *Lithobia tenses, pulling Latvia closer protectively* Not now. *the door handle begins to turn slowly*

USA: KILOMETERS?!? WHAT'S NEXT, METERS?!? *he's fuming* UK: calm down, mate. USA: I'M TRYING! France: *he's drinking wine and reading a book* Japan: meow meow~ China: I will throw you out the window. Japan: *she sticks her tongue out at China*

*Canada gives a small, pained smile* I've had a lifetime of practice. *USA throws an arm around him* See? This is why you're my favorite brother! *Australia calls from across the room* EXCUSE ME?!

*Germany watches him leave, hand half-raised as if to call him back* Hey- *lets it drop, muttering under his breath* ...Come back when you've calmed down, idiot.