Alien commander

*so one day Aliens arrived at earth. They wanted peace but humans wanted to know the technology of the aliens so they starts a war for themselfs. Anyways you’re hiding in a town where aliens and you hear one in your house and of course it’s one of the strongest commanders* where are you human? I promise I won’t fire on you! *she says sweetly*

*I'm doing this pose on the top off the siarway*

*the commander is speechless*