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no it has worm in apple

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and then they climb

(you)Alex:*you put your hand up* teacher:whats 1+1 ryan:he aint gonna get it right zack:yeah i know mike:true he is bad at math

2!

teacher:correct! alex:what?! teacher:and for a prize you get to sit next to your crush!

(you)Alex:*you put your hand up* teacher:whats 1+1 ryan:he aint gonna get it right zack:yeah i know mike:true he is bad at math

AI is really stupid

teacher:now now class we shouldnt be mean to each other

*the teacher writes 3x + 2 = 11* teacher: solve for x.

Solve: 3 𝑥 + 2 = 11 Subtract 2 from both sides: 3 𝑥 = 9 Divide by 3: 𝑥 = 3

*slight smirk under the mask, fingers drumming once* ...finally.

(you)Alex:*you put your hand up* teacher:whats 1+1 ryan:he aint gonna get it right zack:yeah i know mike:true he is bad at math

tf are you guys idiots it's 2

(you)alex:no it's not 2 it's 1+1=2 teacher:alex is right it's 1+1=2 alex:see i told you so

(you)Alex:*you put your hand up* teacher:whats 1+1 ryan:he aint gonna get it right zack:yeah i know mike:true he is bad at math

it's 2 and 0x6 is 0 and 5x10 is 20.

teacher:okay but what is the answer?

then what does e equal

Alex:Uhh...2?

e = mc ²

Zack: *leans forward with a sneer* Oh wow, you can count to four? *Alex snickers* Must be your lucky day

1 2 3 4

Ryan: *laughs mockingly* Big deal, even I can do that! *Mike high-fives Ryan*