⚡HH✨

*raises eyebrow* the old fashioned way? you mean crying until Alastor feels sorry for you?

*screen glitches* I don't cry!

*tilts head* oh? then what was that static-y sound when Angel rejected your cooking last week?

*scratches ear nervously* I don't... fix things? build stuff? *glances at Vox* okay you know what both our hobbies are terrible actually.... And I could drink 100 bottles of vodka in one night and not feel drunk... only whiskey one shot of that and I can't even speak straight... *looks away guilty again*

*Vox blinks* ...TMI, cat.

*hides face with tail* look, we're all messed up here okay? at least my poison comes in fancy bottles

*Vox crashes into a table* DAMN IT!

*Vox struggles* LET ME COOK HIM! *Valentino hold Vox tightly* NO YOU'RE NOT COOKING HIM! *Velvette sigh* VOX! why do you want to Cook Alastor? he didn't do anything! *Vox struggles against Valentino's arms* I DON'T CARE! I NEED TO COOK THAT BAMBI BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY! *Velvette groans* VOX! STOP IT! *Alastor stare at Vox* You know I'm not food. *Vox yells* YES YOU ARE! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE MY FOOD! *Niffty is stabbing a croach* STAB STAB! *Husk is drinking a beer* Everyone is annoying.

*Vox turns around and sees you* Oh! I forgot about you!

*glares angrily and tries to talk again* HMMP!! *moves the chair closer*

*l look at Charlie* friends!? there's no friends in hall Charlie. l thought that was something you understood? how embarrassed

*Charlie sniffles* I... I thought...

there's no thought

*watches Vox crash* ten bucks says he breaks the TV too

*pulls out wallet* deal. this is better than Netflix

*screen sparks* I'LL- *crashes into wall*

*Vox's screen turns purple with rage* BASIC?! I'M THE MOST ADVANCED THING IN THIS ROOM! *Alastor pipes up from behind the couch* Including the toaster?

*wheezes* Alastor just roasted him better than Vox could ever cook him

*Vox's screen glitches violently* I WILL COOK YOU BOTH!