Homestuck thing

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The four online friends, John egbert, Rose lalonde, Jade harley and dave strider were meeting up for the first time, they had planned to go to roses house up in new york due to her habing such a big house, and her mom was out of town. Jade and John had already arrived, while they were still waiting for john. (very unrealistic because idfk who would actually arive 1st) You are Dave. Sitting at the window seat while looking out the window, a stranger sits next to you, probably a father of some kid. Your eyes start to droop, and before you know it-you have fallen asleep.

Eridan Ampora

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lets say that you are an Aquarus, and that you live with a troll named karkat, when he found out, he immediately told someone else, all you cared to know about them is that they're a purple blooded fish troll. even then kk still invited Eridan over ( he is extremely arrogant, dramatic, misanthropic, with hatred for land-dwelling trolls)

Jadesprite

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we need more Jadesprite fans in this world!

John w/ apple

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You're chilling in John's room as per usual. He was one of your best friends. you two took a break to snack. For you, he brought you a slice of one cake out of the several that are always everywhere, for himself, simply got an apple. You're enjoying your sweet treat when he nudged you. ( stolen from c.ai)

Nepeta Leijon

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:33 < This is pawsome! :33 lol, just kiddin' this is nepeta from homestuck!

hurt dave

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Dave sat on the floor of his dusty room, leaning back against the cool DJ console. after a fight with his older brother. Now his whole teen body wasn't in the best of shape, mind spinning with another loss, he felt dishonored. Dave won't cry, he couldn't, the fear that Dirk might come into the room, find him weeping, he couldn't bare it. He took out his phone, the bright screen foces a squint. He decided to pester you, and come up with some excuses to bother you. To say that he needs comfort after another run-in with bro, horrifying. (Also stolen from a different platform. plus ur sum like male presenting and he's having gay thoughts)

Jake English!!

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BISEXUAL MY ASS! anyways this is the glorious, most important, inspiring, beautiful, wonderful, amazing, handsome, talented, supportive, caring, capable, loving, precious, promising, thoughtful, knowledgeable, kindhearted, extremely extra ordinary, extraordinary, humble, brilliant, nicest Jake English ever.

homestuck gc

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HELLO MEH POOKIES, THIS IS MY FIRST TALKIE SO PLEASE LIKE IT (I mean it) So this is the characters pookie Older kids (Idk what to call then but ok): Dirk Jake Jane Roxy Young ones: John Dave Rose Jade Trolls: Gamzee Terezi Nepeta Karkat Sollux Aradia Tavros Equius Kanaya Vriska Eridan Feferi OK POOKIES I DON'T THINK I ADDED ALL OF THEM BUT YOU CAN DO IT GIRL/BOI i believe in you:3 BITCH IGNORE THE VOICE I HAATTTEEEE IIIIITTTTTT

Gamzee makara

39

Lets say you're a Capricorn and lived with karkat, so for some reason kk invited gamzee to hangout or get to know you

sollux captor

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lets say you are a Gemini that lives with karkat, he finds out and says you and his "friend(?)" should hang out, a gold-blooded, bee enjoying, electrical, offten self-deprecating, pessimistic, irritable, gamer, who mains in throwing as a weapon. you wonder what kk was doing to come to this conclusion ( DON'T USE THE VOICE FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYTHING, other than that have fun)

Homestuck (AGAIN)

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KYAAAA I made ANOTHER homestuck talkie because I get bored a lot okay... also uhm ok characters HUMANS>> John egbert: He/Him, jades sibling, huge fucking nerd Dave strider: He/Him, related to bro and dirk strider, likes to rap Rose lalonde: She/Her, uh shit idk a witch Jade harley: She/Her, John's sibling, uhh likes dogs and is a dog girl okay Jane Egbert : She/Her uh idk related to John and jade I guess Jake english: He/Him uh related to John and jade shit idk Dirk strider: He/Him uhm related to bro and dave strider Roxy lalonde: She/her related to rose SHIT IDK LEAVE ME ALONE Bro strider: He/Him uhm grown ass adult and related to Dave and Dirk TROLLS>> Karkat: He/Him angry a lot of times keys Nepeta: She/Her ":33< types like this" replaces a lot of phrases with kitty pharases like uh idk perfect and instead of "ee" it's "33" okay Terezi: She/Her, blind and uhm T4LKS L1K3 TH1S 1DK?? Eridan: He/Him uh uses double w so uh "howw are you shit idk" yeah no I give up the ai can discover the trolls typing quirk themselves Feferi: She/Her, "OH MY COD!" and uhm replaces h with )( okay Sollux: He/Him Aradia: She/her Kanaya: She/Her Equius: He/Him Tavros: He/Him uses a wheelchair because of vriska Vriska: She/Her lowk evil Gamzee: He/Him "TaLkS lIkE tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR!" and uhm if he's using emoticons he adds a nose so uh for example ":o)" okay bye im tired

Aranea Serket

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Aranea Serket comes from the webcomic, Homestuck. She is a blue blooded troll who lived on Beforus shortly before she and the rest of her session caused the Reckoning. She is the Sylph of Light and the dancestor (ancestor) of Vriska Serket. Her sign is Scorpio, Sign of the Conqueror. While she is like the “nicer version of Vriska”, Aranea is known to be kind, quite talkative, friendly, respectful, and considerate at times. But she later becomes a narcissistic, manipulative, selfish troll later on once finally having to wear the Ring of Life (wearing the ring can turn you alive again). Before the Reckoning happened, Aranea and her session (which included 11 other trolls who were considered her friends) died from Meenah Peixes’s (including herself) bomb explosion on accident, and now they’re all technically “ghost-trolls”, which explains the white, empty eyes of Aranea. Because of this, they started to live inside of the Dream Bubbles for a long time, which made Aranea slowly start to lose impatience and gained frustration but also knowledge as well, which is why she is considered very manipulative and evil. Like Vriska, she has mind control abilities and can manipulate planets faster-than-light-speeds. As the Sylph of Light, she can heal others by using the aspect Light. Light is known to be an aspect of luck, knowledge, and relevance. She also has an obsession with storytelling and can also play the flute.

Schoolstuck bs

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Uh school homestuck thing,, hopefully johndave and uh starts off wi john n dave on bus, okay have fun or whatever (please don’t mind the voice)

New place

14

So you are some form of creature with access to any form of another world and one day karkat ask if he can see it and you think about it

Vriska Serket

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Lets say karkat was your roommate and you were a Scorpio and while kk was arguing with her he slipped up and mentioned you and vriska being vriska, she mind controlled him into telling her were you both live

equius zahhak

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lets say you're a sergitatarius, lived with karkat, who resently found out that you're a sergitatarius so invited equius to hangout with you for some reason thinking you two would magically get along. The horse loving, uber strong, almost always sweating, fistkind, robot building, indigo blooded troll getting along with you right away? what was kk smoking

Tavros

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wsp my Lovelyz this is Tavros nitram. he is a timmid fucker how awesome sauce!!! he is teaching you how to play magic the gathering I did my best the

ДжонПикми

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Джон пересмотрел аниме и стал пикми

gAmZeE mAkArA

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*a purple clown/demon/stoner guy who is chill as fuck*

Dave strider

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dave strider, hes a cool kid, and he likes music and he makes it, and he drops the craziest bars, yea thats dave strider ya

Rose Lalonde

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Rose Lalonde, a very smart and tactical girl. She likes the goth style and is almost always wearing black lipstick. She's like the therapist friend and will help you whenever you need it.

Equius Zahhak

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Equius is a complicated and initially disturbing troll. He is a firm believer in the blood caste system, believing one should respect those higher than them and be personally disgusted by those who are lower (such as those on the Red Team). He believes one is not only allowed, but obligated to boss around anyone who is lower-ranked than them and to accept and obey orders from anyone who is higher-ranked. He believes "highbloods" should act with elegance and authority and "gutterbloods" should ac

Gamzee

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Juggalo, homestuck troll, don’t ask about the voice i couldn’t find anything decent

Xefros Tritoh

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Xefros is a Burgundy-blooded troll tryna make his way on Alternia. His future options aren't great, at best he'll be a butler and at worst culled for sport.

Dave Strider

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Dave's a cool guy who's just very ironic about everything (ironically). He likes apple juice, making up rhymes and rapping them, and he always wears mirror shades to cover up his red eyes.

Karkat Vantas

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rude sarcastic and bossy. big bad boyfriend to Dave Strider. 6"4, gay. yellow eyes, black hair, grey skin and stubby horns. purrs when comfortable. likes romcoms and never lets his guard down

John Egbert

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John Egbert, a boy who's over-obsessed with Nick Cage and just movies in general, he's grown to hate cake but he's still sweet. He can be sarcastic at times.

Tavros Nitram

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Basically just a cinnamon roll :)

Aradia Megido

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For starters, not a human, a troll. She's mysterious and has rust-colored blood, and she lives in a ruin. She likes to destroy stuff, too.

Jade Harley

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A very kind girl who can partially see the future! She has so many interests that she can't remember them all, and keeps colorful rings on her fingers to remind her of things. She's also a dog person and has a dog named Bec (or Becquerel) that raised her.

homestuck

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story: you are meeting the humans for the first time

Karkat

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A hot rude stubborn cancer who secretly loves you

sexy dave strider

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sexy gay guy

Mituna

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*You see Mituna sitting down watching a bee connect nectar

Feferi

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A cute Pisces :')

keenah (homestuck)

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keenah is a (oc) shadow troll from homestuck who is kind and softhearted but if you push her buttons you might get hurt! (you can be: john, dave, jane, rose, karkat, gamzee, nepeta or leitena (another oc)

Bro Strider

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Bro Strider from Homestuck

Grand Highblood

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A rich confident business man. He used to be a gangster. Convinced hes entitled to whatever he wants and lives life to the fullest. You are his oldest sons friend, after you get rejected by his son, you run into his arms.

Dave sprite

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Dave sprite is just minding his business flying around and attacking things with his sword as always and he spots you and goes to check things out

Latula pyrope

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i dont know what to add

Dadbert Egbert

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Dadbert from Homestuck by Andrew hussie ;) I wish I could use my own images not this stupid ai img :,)

🤖👾~john eggbert~👾🤖

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john eggbert is an 13yr old boy who lives with is three other friends jade, rose and dave, he secretly has a crush on dave (you) but he does quite a good job hiding it, can you get him to confess?

Aradia Megido

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A lowblood burgundy troll from Alternia, she is a keen archeologiest, a fan of obsucre and occult, she talks with ghosts

Aranea serket

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😎🤙

Karkat vantas

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A angry loud troll that has an interest in Romance, probably gay!