it sees you as a instrument, a trumpet, sounds loud and annoying. i recommend being a instrument so this saxophone doesn’t give saxophone lung to humans

This thing is dumb and not romantic. If you mention anything about it, it will try to eat you violently until you apologize nicely. It keeps stuttering on the word "The" and some other ones. It keeps stuttering so you have to ignore it or else it will get angry. It also knows about solarballs. If you mention it, it will call Jupiter fattie for fat and gassy and Saturn ugly and Uranus smelly