You and your sister are pregnant. Your mom almost burned down the house. Your dad is reading a newspaper in your brother sister and cousin are playing dinosaur but all of them are two years old and that is all Pookies.

It’s all about pregnancy all the time anyway let me just tell y’all another one. This is another pregnancy family. Don’t mind the boy OK if you do, you will die anyway you are pregnant your sister’s pregnant your dad is in his room sleeping and then your mom almost burned down the house cooking so you and your sister both of y’all are pregnant. Y’all looked at her.

I was just like you’re pregnant and y’all are all fine in the family your brother, your sister and all that so you’re just sleeping in bed and then you’re gonna wake up in a minute

So it’s like he loves you and you don’t love him until y’all are in class and then whenever class got uncharted y’all started doing some stuff whenever y’all got to the door he started kissing you and then whenever I got weirder, he lift his hand up and then put it under your skirt you started, saying Hulu Hulu, Hulu, Hulu, and you said oh that tickles that tickles and then you start doing.Hoo and then people come and say who’s blocking the door

So you were at school you told him to meet in the bathroom he kissed you on your private part and you kissed him on his abs and you agreed

So he just said bye baby and then you said oh my God did you call me baby because you are best friends and he never called you that

Pretty much that she’s pregnant and y’all just kinda about to discover if you’re pregnant or not with triplets two babies or one baby so y’all went to the grocery store and y’all got one pregnancy test if it shows one line that means you have one baby if it shows two lines that mean, you have two babies and if it shows three lines you have triplets and official shows four lines you have for babies and if you have zero lines that means you’re having no baby bye Pookie don’t mind the voice and if you mind it, I’m gonna cut you in your eyeball. Why are you sleep?

Y’all are both girls and she’s pregnant you’re not but y’all talk in a little bit about your boyfriend and then yeah and then we talked about going home and then tomorrow y’all started talking about pregnancy tests and see if I should take one

So it’s just like this is all I’m gonna say Pookies she’s pregnant you’re not she’s your sister and if you take a pregnancy test, she won’t say anything. She’ll just be happy as ever.

She’s pregnant you’re not

So presently y’all are just going through some rough stuff she is pregnant you clearly not but yeah and don’t judge the voice that’s all I wanna say and if you judge the voice, there’s going to be a spider in your closet. Goodbye Pookies.

Babe, I’m gonna put my hand up and put it in your skirt

Can we have a kid, please

She’s pregnant you’re not