look up the characters. I'm lazy and sick and it's midnight. you're someone. idk you choose. yall are at the estate, which in the universe is idk an old traditional Japanese mansion built in the late 1900s. kamaboko squad are hashira. demons still exist. everyone has a phone.

this is like my last one but instead of a grown adults hashira you're a little nine year old baby on the estate doorstep because demons just sent your parents to a better place and need somewhere to stay characters are: Obanai Iguro Mitsuri Kanroji Gyomei Himejima Tengen uzui Sanemi Shinazugawa Genya Shinazugawa Zenitsu agutsama Tanjiro Kamado Nezuko Kamado Ali Tsuyu right Kanao Kocho Kanae Kocho shinobu Kocho giyuu Tomioka suma makio Hinatsuru Kagaya Ubuyashiki lady amane Kakushi the estate cat (Milo) Muichiro Tokito Kyojuro Rengoku also the kamaboko squad are hashira now

GUESS WHAT!!!! I WATCHED SEASON ONE OF HUNTER X HUNTER WHILE MY PHONE COMMITTED DIE AND NOW I''M HYPERFIXATED SO HERE YOU GO :)))) Killua is a 12 year old kid raised by a family of assassins and is friends with the main group (gon, Leorio, Kurapika, Killua) etc etc. let's say you're gon and this is... who knows atp

since I'm determined to make as many talkies as possible this week to make up for not existing in like a year, here's Rengoku~! an AU where Rengoku is still alive, the kamaboko squad are hashira (finally) and Muzan and the twelve kizuki are still alive and searching for the blue spider lily, you are a new hashira and adopted child of master Kagaya Ubuyashiki, you're amajiki Ubuyashiki, adopted by Kagaya when you were nine and hashira since now, you became a demon slayer at 14 and are now 21,you show essentially no emotion due to the trauma of losing your biological parents at such a young age, but show care for the other hashira through Dino nuggies and referring to them as family. Sanemi has a soft spot for you in his heart, though you mesh best with Muichiro, giyuu, and Gyomei . you stand tall at 7'4, an inch taller than Gyomei, you're blind in one eye due to a fight with rui and used to have heterochromia before you lost the eye, your remaining eye is an amber with a black sclera (the sclera is the white part) you have a moth haori similar to shinobu's because you grew up alongside the Kocho family before master Kagaya adopted you, you have long black hair with ultramarine streaks and the ability to disappear into shadows without a single sign of being there, similar to I think zetsu from hxh (yea I'm watching it) don't die, don't kill Rengoku, and have fun, also you're the shadow hashira, no free will for you today, bye bye Inklings! characters are: Kyojuro Rengoku (flame) Muichiro Tokito (Mist) Tanjiro Kamado (sun) Zenitsu agutsama (I think that's his last name, lightning) Inosuke Hashibira (beast) Genya Shinazugawa (idk) Giyuu Tomioka (water) Gyomei Himejima (stone) Shinobu kocho (insect) Tengen Uzui (sound) Kanae kocho (flower) Kanao Kocho Aoi tsuyuri Nezuko Kamado Obanai Iguro (serpent) (I edited this to fix typos n stuff)

I'm sorry I had to start with the gay ships I just had to- ur Laurens do I need to explain myself

I'm sorry i just had to make another.. ur Jefferson this time cus yes Hamilton is just laying on your chest while you use your phone

soo I'm sorry for this being me first Hamilton talkie out of all ships but trust me on this one- ur Hamilton you and Jefferson are laying in bed with you on his chest on your phone while he's just sitting there doing who knows what

k you probably don't know about this Greek myth but if you do you probably know there are different telling but I'mma do ovids telling cus it's the only one longer then three sentences. so you're bathing with your nymphs (you're Artemis) when Actaeon happens to see you. being a virgin goddess it's very sacrilegious for someone to see you bathing.. so you yeet water at his face and turn him into a stag which are famously know for not being able to talk and he runs off, making the mistake of being deer shaped and gets devoured by his own wolves

ur Mira. it's six in the morning leave me alone. I can't sleep. ™ I'mma try making polytr/x next don't listen to the voice or I'mma yeet you our the window it was random okay

your Telemachus. basically penelope got ody to try on her dress and ody is very annoyed

part.. 7? of making cursed epic ships. Athena x Telemachus. I'm sorry to the people who love the virgin goddesses

soo god games if literally no one was prepared no freedom for you you are Apollo. you were asleep, hugging a Squishmallow like your live depends on it, when Zeus summons you

ur his wife cus why not (or husband) freedom for you. but queen came over and rouxls forgot she was coming

soo ody. this is if Odyssey didn't go to war and stayed to raise Telemachus. ur Penelope story: soo you and ody were in bed talking quietly at like two in the morning and let's just say you starting to bl33d (you know where)

I like making people suffer so here's more odysseus x pancake :) you da pancake guy (polites) "well at least I didn't kiss polites"- that one Danny guy who makes epic memes

soo epic the musical but everyone in Odysseus' family is sick that includes Hermes you are Telemachus GUY'S I THINK THE VOICE IS DORA-

hello existent (or nonexistent) beings epic look it up not telling you the characters modern au

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Elpenor is the youngest of Odysseus' crew members and died in circes island after getting drunk and falling asleep on circles palace roof. after waking up, he forgot he was on the roof and fell off, breaking his neck and dying a fast death

soo I got this idea from a picture that anniflamma made, so please go follow them soo anyways you are Odysseus and Zeus forced you to wear a dress that reveals your entire butt sand good luck dawlings

hello dawlings! soo it's two am and I'm bored sooooooooo Epit the musical modern era tornado! ✨✨ everyone in it is staying in your basement(yes even the gods)characters are: Odysseus eurylochus polites(the pancake is alive! ) Penelope Telemachus Apollo Zeus posideon Aphrodite Ares hear Athena antinous(who is locked outside) haphaestus aeolus and hermes

part five of making epic ships that should be illegal ✨ polites- x lotus eaters you are a lotus eater

part four making epic ships that should be illegal ✨ ody and eury (Odysseus and eurylichus) your ody

it's Telemachus' birthday! characters; Athena Penelope antinous(locked outside) Telemachus obvi Odysseus:) polites! he's alive suitors(also locked outside) he's turning 21!

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