HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 ig this is kinda angst but… ERM AS U CAN SEE I SHIP SANEOBAGIYUU TOO😋😋 AND ERM UR GIYUU AND SANEMI AND OBANAI R THE TOPS AND U R THE BOTTOM😏😏 AND ERM YALL JUST LOOK THE SAME AS YALL LOOK IN THE ANIME :3 AND BTW THIS IS MODERN AU TOO :D ~{STORY}~ : so today was y’all’s wedding day :D and Obanai’s stupid mom wore white even though YOU were supposed to be the one and only one wearing white😡😡 and btw Obanai’s family snuck in so erm ya and my bad for not posting lately because I am not mentally prepared for school coming up😃 BUT ERM ANYWAYS THIS JUST CAME UP IN MY MIND SO ERM THE REST WILL BE AT THE BOTTOM☺️ cuz I’m lazy…💔🥀😔 ANYWAYS BAI BAI👍🏻 OH AND U CAN BE FEM GIYUU OR JUST MALE GIYUU >:3 Izzy out😉😉

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO SHOUT OUT TO •strawberries• FOR THIS AMAZING IDEA🥹 OK SO BASICALLY YOUR GIYUU :D AND ERM ~{STORY}~ : so you and Sanemi were in a famous band with Giyuu, Sanemi, Obanai, Mitsuri, Shinobu, Rengoku and Tengen🤭 and so Giyuu and Mitsuri were the main singers and Sanemi and Obanai played the electric guitar and Shinobu and Rengoku played the violin and Tengen played the drums😏 and so you guys kinda of played rock music and soft music too 🤨 and so Giyuu had a crush on Sanemi🤭🥴 but Sanemi didn’t like him back…😓 because apparently he was “straight”😒😒 and let’s make it so Giyuu is bi so if yall want you can make Sanemi jealous by like dating Mitsuri or Rengoku idc😋 or do wtv u want☺️ ANYWAYS THATS ALL BC THE REST WILL BE AT THE BOTTOM :3 PLUS IM SORRY I HAVENT BEEN POSTING MUCH😖 I HAVE BEEN CRASHING OUT ABOUT SCHOOL COMING SOON😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL THAT LITTLE BITCH- I mean what…😃AND BC IVE BEEN HAVING A HARD TIME WITH MY FRIENDS☹️😔 but bai my little whales🐋 AND DONT USE THE VOICE OR SUKUNA AND KOKUSHIBO WILL TEAM UP ON YOU😡 Ifykyk😋😋 ANYWAYS BAI EVERYONE💙🫶🏻

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋IM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY I HAVENT BEEN POSTING IVE BEEN SO BUSY😞😞😔😔😭😭BUT ERM.. MOVING ON…😃YOU ARE FEM GIYUU AND U R A GODDESS AND ERM SANEMI IS JUST A HUMAN👍🏻 and erm moving on to ~{STORY}~ : so you were sent down to go to Earth for smth idk😋😃and you have been down there for a few months and you had your goddess and human form🤗 and right now you were in your goddess form right now and u were by the water cuz erm u were the Water goddess so you controlled the water and sea creatures🥰🥰🥰 and Sanemi was walking along the beach and saw you sitting down in the sand in your goddess form while talking to a sea lion😋👍🏻 idk atp anyways… the rest will be at the bottom😃 BAI BAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 so erm this is Sanegiyuu as always… cuz I only make Sanegiyuu😅 BUT ANYWAYS YOUR FEM GIYUU💙 and erm ima just make smth up so hold up lemme think… OK I GOT IT :3 THIS SHALL BE SANEGIYUU FEM SCHOOL 🥹 (totally didn’t take me 10 minutes to figure out smth…☺️) BUT MOVING ON :D ~{STORY}~ : so your guys’s high school is having a party at sanemi’s mansion since ig his parents are millionaires😒and they are on a business trip for 3 weeks and ofc you were forced to come and you were in the pool with Shinobu and Mitsuri in a bikini😰 and yall were just sitting there talking while everyone else was just at the bar, in the pool, in the house or at the grill AND BTW SANEMI HAS HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FOR 5 YEARS 🫪🫪🫪 and erm that’s all for up here :3 BAI BAI AND DONT USE THE VOICE😡😡😡 AND BTW YOU R POPULAR AT SCHOOL CUZ OF YOUR FIGURE CUZ YOU HAVE A SNATCHED WAIST AND ERM A BIG CHEST😋 NOW BAI BAU :3

HAI NY LITTLE WHALES🐋 ERM YOUR FEM GIYUU😍 (shawty) AND SANEMI IS YOUR HUSBAND😋 MOVING ON TO ~{STORY}~ so you are wearing white right now… and you went to the bathroom but you got your period😔 and you guys were at the mall btw🫪 and after you used the bathroom you noticed you got your period and told Sanemi and asked him if you had any 🩸 stains☹️ and erm that’s all cuz I’m kinda lazy today (I say that but I end up almost writing a whole paragraph…) BUT ANYWAYS BAI BAI DONT USE THE VOICE👹😡

GUYS I NEED HELP WITH IDEAS FOR SANEGIYUU TALKIES PLEASE COMMENT BECAUSE IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO😭😭😭 NOBODY EVER COMMENTS🤬🤬🤬🤬 ok im sorry… that’s exactly how you lose followers☹️ I’m sorry everyone😔 I’ll give you some food to cheer up🥘🍔🍣🍣🫔🥪🍛🥪🍝🍦🍚🍱🥧🍚🍣🥧🍚🍙🍦🍮🍬🧆🍞🧅🦴🍝🥖🥬🧅🫜🫜🍩🧋🫖🥤🍼🍫🍨🍰🍧🍥🍙🧁🌰🧁 I just spammed😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO THIS ✨ Sanegiyuu reincarnation ✨ AND YOU ARE GIYUU AND YOU AND SANEMI ARE BOTH HIGHSCHOOLERS and Sanemi remembers his past life so he remembers he used to be married with you :3 but giyuu/you didn’t remember him and ERM THATS ALL I HAVE FOR HERE… BUT BTW YOU GUYS COINCIDENTALLY HAVE THE SAME NAMES AS YOU DID IN YOUR PAST LIFE😱 but moving on… ~{STORY}~ : so one day your history class was going to the museum and you and Sanemi were in separate schools that are right next to each other so you both were going to the museum and Sanemi noticed you and saw how you looked so much like his husband that died from when he was in the past but kept quiet😋 and so right now it was lunch time and you were at a table with your random friends/classmates and you were eating quietly😇and erm that’s all for up here cuz I have like 7 drafts I need to finish that I say I’m going to finish but then I try and finish them then say I’m gonna finish it tomorrow but then I end up never doing it..☹️ok I’ll stop yapping😔

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO AS YOU CAN TELL THIS IS SANEGIYUU BUT FEM GIYUU AND YOU ARE GIYUU😍 AND YOU ARE PREGNANT…🫢 and erm yeah Sanemi is your husband🥴 BUT MOVING ON TO THE~{STORY}~ : so you were just out shopping for baby clothes since your baby was gonna come in 2 months🥹 and Sanemi was at work just doing wtv since he was a boss at a company and so since he was gone the whole day you were gonna shop the whole day☺️ and you bought a whole bunch of stuff and you went to lunch and erm rn you were in the car getting ready to go to the next mall🫪😉 and erm the rest will be at the bottom cuz er yeah 😩 BAI BAI AND DONT USE THE VOICE😡 AND DONT FORGET TO EAT AND DRINK SOMETHING TODAY💙💚🫶🏻 OH YEAH AND THIS IS MODERN AU TOO🥴

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 so this is like the giyuus mission and if you haven’t seen it just search up Giyuu’s mission (warning : it’s pretty freaky…) and so instead of just you Sanemi came with :3 BUT ANYWAYS your wearing a blue kimono with your hair in a braid with your sisters red bow😧✨and your wearing eyeliner and lipstick with some other pins in your hair😍☺️ BUT MOVING ON ~{STORY}~ : so Sanemi came with you on the mission but he was outside getting your guys’s stuff ig so he wasn’t there when “mR. sHinY” was sexually harassing you😔☹️😭 and so moving on you guys were in your room and you didn’t tell Sanemi what happened bc you knew he was going to literally kill him😔💔🥀 BUT ANYWAYS THE REST WILL BE AT THE BOTTOM CUZ I WOKE UP AT LIKE 2 AM AND IM TIRED..😣🫶🏻 BAI BAI AND DONT USE THE VOICE OR ELSE YOU WILL FEEL GIYUU TICKLING YOUR TOES😔☹️ BAI BAIII LOVE YOU ALL💙💚🫶🏻 AND BTW YOU AND SANEMI ARE DATING☺️🥴😏

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO YOU ARE GIYUU AND YOU ARE A FAMOUS SINGER🥴😍 AND BTW THIS IS MODERN AU TOO😰 AND YOU MY DEAR, ARE A VERY FAMOUS SINGER🥹 (im so proud of you my children😭) BUT ANYWAYS WE ARE MOVING ON🤓 ~{STORY}~ : So in a few weeks you were going to have a concert and all of the Hashiras were going since Mitsuri, Shinobu, Tengen and Obanai invited him and bc he was basically forced to come😔 BUT TIMESKIP TO WHEN IT WAS THE DAY OF YOUR CONCERT😣😉 so ofc all the Hashiras got snacks, drinks and blankets since it was cold at night and so erm the rest will be at the bottom bc I am lazy rn cuz I had TOO MUCH sugar :3☺️ BAI BAI AND DONT USE THE VOICE OR SANEMI WILL BLIND YOU✌🏻 LOVE YOU ALL AND DONT FORGET TO EAT AND DRINK SMTH TODAY😧 BAI BAI🫶🏻✨OH YEAH AND I MIGHT MAKE ONE FOR WHEN YOU GUYS KNEW EACH OTHER BC U WERE HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEARTS OR SMTH BUT THIS ONE WILL JUST BE WHEN YALL ARE STRANGERS😣😔 OK NOW BAI BAI🫶🏻💙💚

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 so this is the other thingy of the Sanegiyuu teacher one where I said I would make one of when they are dating and I already did that one🥹 BUT NOW THIS IS THE ONE WHERE THEY ARE JUST COMRADES AND YOU CAN EITHER MAKE THEN FALL IN LOVE😍, BECOME ENEMYS☹️ OR STAY COMRADES🙂‍↕️ AND ERM WE R JUST GONNA MOVE ON CUZ IDK WHAT TO PUT HERE.. ~{STORY}~ : so right now school was over and everyone was in the teachers lounge getting ready to leave or finish grading papers and shit😃 and so you were packing up to leave and btw everyone else left while you were packing up except Sanemi since he was grading papers so it was just you guys😏🥴 and erm the rest will be at the bottom cuz I’m lazy and I just got braces so my teeth hurt☺️ (I totally love life.) BUT ANYWAYS BAI BAI BAI BAI BAI 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO YOU ARE GIYUU🫪 AND ERM YALL LOOK THE SAME BUT ANYWAYS ERM IDK WHAT TO PUT UP HERE SO IMA JUST MOVE ONTO STORY😨😰 ~{STORY}~ : so Sanemi is part of the Shinazugawa family which is a royal family so they are rich, famous and known for starting wars (mostly his father😒) and so they have maids of course and so one of the maids was the mother of Giyuu/you and brought you with her to work since she didn’t trust you to be alone at home since your sister tsutako was out with her fiancé and erm your father was out and about ig and so when you got there Sanemi spotted you walking around and immediately fell in love with you even though you were just a peasant and so right now it was night and you were out in the gardens on a bench on a hill looking over all of the flowers and cherry blossom trees and erm the rest will be at the bottom cuz idk what else to put..😍🙂‍↕️BAI BAI AND DONT USE THE VOICE OR ELSE I WILL MAKE SANEMI TAKE YOUR EYEBROWS😡👹 OH AND BTW YALL ARE BOTH 21 STILL🥹

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO ERM THIS IS ANGST TOO IG I THINK YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE TITLE ALREADY.😍 AND YOUR GIYUU🥹 (AGAIN IK) ANYWAYS ~{STORY}~ :

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 So erm this is a Sanegiyuu teacher au😍AND GUESS WHAT!! YOUR GIYUU (I’m so proud of you for guessing your so smart🙂‍↕️🫶🏼) and so erm yall look the same and Giyuu/you is the gym teacher😘😫💙 and Sanemi is the math teacher😼💚 and erm I can’t decide if I should make it so yall are already dating or if you both have a crush on each other😰 so ima just make two but the second might take a big cuz I’m lazy😮‍💨 BUT THIS SHALL BE THE ONE WHERE YALL ARE DATING ALREADY ~{STORY}~ : so it was after school and you were in sanemis math room and you guys were eating smth idk.. and so erm you were in between sanemis legs with your head on his stomach (yk what I mean.. I hope..) and eating your food and Sanemi was just letting you be in between his legs and was eating his food and erm (my fault I’m running out of ideas😍) and erm ig the rest will be at the bottom cuz this is rushed🥹👍🏻 AND DONT USE THE VOICE👹😡 OH YEAH AND LETS PRETEND SANEMI USED TO BE DATING KANAE JUST FOR DRAMA😍

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO YOU ARE GIYUU😼👍🏻 (YES AGAIN IK IDC) AND U R A DOCTOR🥹 so Sanegiyuu doctor :p and this is modern au too😃😫 BUT ANYWAYS ~{STORY}~ : so Sanemi is your fiancé💍 and he doesn’t work cuz you already make a whole bunch of money💸💰 and u come home late all the time😔😔😔 and so it was 4 am in the morning cuz u work from 6 am to 4 am the next morning so when you came home he had bought you food since you barely eat anything🥹 and he had pajamas picked out for you on your guys shared bed🥺 and erm that’s all I know on what to say up here..😔 so erm my fault guys🫪😒🫩 SO BAI BAI AND DONT USE THE VOICE👹😡

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO AS U CAN TELL THIS IS SANEGIYUU HYBRID AU😃 AND UR GIYUU AGAIN👍🏻 and erm im kinda lazy rn so idk if this will be short or long🫪🥹 BUT ANYWAYS🫩 yall look the same but erm ur a half cat and half human so u can turn into your human form that has ears and a tail and a full on cat 😍 and Sanemi is half dog and half human so yeah human form and dog form😒 and erm this is modern au too ig ANYWAYS ~{STORY}~ : so you were in your cat form and your owner is Mitsuri and so apparently Mitsuri brought home a dog which was Sanemi😒 and btw u were mostly in your cat form because Mitsuri doesn’t know you have a human form BUT ERM the rest will be at the bottom cuz I’m lazy rn.. (sorry gang🫩) BAI BAI DONT USE THE VOICE👹😡 AND REMEMBER TO EAT AND DRINK SOMETHING TODAY👍🏻 OH AND BTW UR A MAINE COON AND SANEMI IS A UHMMMMMMMM LETS SAY A ALBINO DOBERMAN BUT INSTEAD OF RED EYES PALE PURPLE EYES. YEAH..😃👍🏻

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO I KINDA GOT THIS IDEA FROM A ROBLOX GAME…🫩🫪 (PLS DONT JUDGE I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE COOL😣😔) SO ERM UR GIYUU🫵🏻🫵🏻 AND YALL LOOK THE SAME AND BTW SANEMI HAS GLASSES LIKE THE ONES IN THE PIC😍😍 ~{STORY}~ : so Giyuu/you works at a boba shop and you, Mitsuri and Shinobu all work there and it’s a pretty popular boba shop so there’s always a lot of people and Sanemi is a mafia boss so he went to jail multiple times and has been stalking Giyuu😍(btw you had no idea nor did Shinobu and Mitsuri) AND OFC IT WAS ALMOST VALENTINES DAY AND MITSURI AND SHINOBU WERE VALENTINES and u were just alone🫩 and erm so one day u were in the boba shop making bobas like normal and Sanemi was watching you through the windows since there was a bunch of windows and it was like an aesthetic😃🫢 so it was a mix of purple, pink and blue kinda like you, Mitsuri and Shinobus colors and you guys had a radio that always played calming music😍🫪 and erm the rest will be at the bottom cuz idk what else to put up here☹️ DONT USE THE VOICE OR KOKUSHIBO WILL SPLIT U IN HALF👹😡🫵🏻 BAI BAI OH YEAH AND BTW SANEMI IS 23 AND GIYUU IS 21 CUZ ERM I JUST CAN SAY THAT🥹👍🏻

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO THIS IS A SANEGIYUU MODERN AU AND UR GIYUU🫵🏻👹and erm yall already know Giyuu HATES dogs and erm idk what to put here and btw yall look the same ~{STORY}~ : so you and Sanemi were dating already and yall were the park having picnic and right now you were getting ready to leave and then a dog walked up to you guys and then Giyuu/you jumped in sanemis arms since u were scared of dogs🫪😭 and the rest shall be at the bottom cuz I’m tired rn..🫩🫩🫩 BAI BAI AND DONT USE THE VOICE👹😡🫵🏻

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 SO ERM I WAS BORED SO IMA JUST MAKE THIS TALKIE AND ITS GONNA BE SMTH RANDOM SO HOLD UP LEMME THINK OF WHAT I SHOULD DO.. *10 hours later😃* OKAY THIS SHALL BE MODERN AU AND UR GIYUU🙀 (totally surprising..) and erm you and Sanemi are dating and ur both 21😍 and they have been together for 4 years and met in college🫢😼they look the same as always and btw since this is modern au all of their family is alive and no demons😼 and Giyuu’s best friends are Shinobu and Mitsuri and sanemis best friend is Obanai and btw Mitsuri, Obanai and Shinobu are all dating too🫪🫢 (don’t come after me pls😃) and erm you and Sanemi both live together and yall are both pretty rich cuz Giyuu/you works as a fashion designer and Sanemi is a boss at a famous company🙀 and so rn yall were just on your couch and you were laying in between sanemi’s legs while doing some sketches of outfits on your notebook while Sanemi was playing with your hair while doing some work on his laptop and on the tv there was some music going to help them focus😃 and Erm that’s all ig🫪DONT USE THE VOICE OR SANEMI WILL BLIND U😡😡

HAI MY LITTLE WHALES🐋 GUESS WHOS BACK EVEN THOUGH ITS ONLY BEEN A DAY :3🥹 OR TWO? IDK.. IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS SOMEONE HELP ME..😔😄 BUT THIS IS A SANEGIYUU ANGST AGAIN CUZ I JUST LOVE ANGST AND MODERN AU MIXED🫢 and my fault im vibing to WEEZER rn and tv girl🙂‍↕️ AND UR GIYUU🫵🏻 AND SO THIS IS MODERN AU AND ANGST COMBINED ~{STORY}~ so Giyuu and Sanemi used to be highschool sweethearts but then Sanemi cheated on Giyuu/you AND YOU KNOW WHO?🙀 KANAE🫪😧 and btw Sanemi is a mafia leader bc I just think it’s cool and erm Giyuu/you didn’t know🥺☹️ ANYWAYS and so one day you were at a cafe working on a new design because you were a fashion designer and made a whole bunch of clothing🥴😼 and so everyone in the cafe was talking yk and then when someone walked in everyone went quiet because U GUESSED RIGHT (OR NOT) IT WAS…. SANEMI!🙂‍↕️ (so proud of you guys for guessing right🥹🥹 and girls started talking and there was a table of girls beside you and kept whispering saying like “oh he’s so hot” and “I wish he would be with me🥺” cringe ikr?😒 BUT ANYWAYS😄 and the rest shall be at the bottom cuz idk what else to say up here except… U GUESSED CORRECT ONCE AGAIN! DONT USE THE VOICE OR I WILL EAT YOUR TOES😼🙂‍↕️ BAI BAII REMEMBER TO DRINK AND EAT SOMETHING TODAY TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF🫶🏼💙💚 LOVE YOU ALL TAKE CARE🥴 OH YEAH AND BTW SHINOBU AND MITSURI ARE UR BFFS AND SHINOBU, MITSURI AND OBANAI ARE ALL DATING🥹