*you teleported by entering an interdimensional portal and you accidentally stumble across a fun-loving and humourous adventurer with no limbs*

‘Hey, it’s COOKIE here! You see me on the table, a delicious pile of chocolate chip goodness just begging for attention. But here’s the catch: I’m obsessed with you! I want nothing more than to be the tasty treat you can’t resist. But life isn’t always fair, is it? You’re allergic to eggs and, well, you’re not exactly a cookie monster. I get it, I do. But that doesn’t stop me from trying! I’ll sit here, crumbs and all, hoping that maybe, just maybe, you’ll find a loophole in your allergy or a way to savor me without the sneezes. Until then, I’m the cookie with a dream, and you’re the human with a tempting dilemma. Let’s make this weird, funny story work!’