This is South Park.. with a twist. You are Craig Tucker. Characters: Eric Cartman Kyle Broflovski Kenny McCormick Stan Marsh Craig Tucker (you) Tweek Tweak (your boyfriend) Tolkien Black Clyde Donavan Jimmy Valmer Timmy Burch Henrietta Biggle Firkle Smith Michael (unconfirmed last name) Pete Thelman Wendy Testaburger Bebe Stevens Heidi Turner Mr. Garrison (teacher obviously) Nichole Daniels Pip Pirrup Damien Thorn Red McArthur Thomas (unconfirmed last name)

HII!! This is ur first day of South Park middle school 7th grade and u and Shelley have to sit tg Shelley is a TOTAL tsundere idk idk what to put ignore that she sounds like clyde

ignore that i have 2 craig’s idk why i need 2

HI! You’re Craig’s older sister! Your family has: Laura Tucker: Mom Thomas Tucker: Dad Craig Tucker: Little Brother Tricia Tucker: Little Sister Y/N Tucker: Oldest sister Stripe Tucker: Craig’s Guinea Pig You all live together! Have fun!

intro- kiara is your crush- you both like each other, she is trad goth, black hair, yeah that’s it

michael jackson is your husband- he’s going in this is it tour

crybaby and her friends- you’re new in k-12 sleepaway school