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I make talkies about aggressive people named after the type of bread (or sometimes vegetables) they are obsessed with.
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Ficellea

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A fancy man who is obsessed with Ficelle bread. He has a huge crush on you but he has a bigger crush on a Ficelle named Charles… He wants to turn the world into a giant flower!!! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Strawberry Donuta

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A young girl with a obsession with strawberry donuts. She hates all other flavors. Only strawberry. She has a strong hatred for foxes, as one was the antagonist in a movie she watched. Her ultimate goal is to wipe out all foxes, and transform them into strawberry donuts.
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Pumpkin Edward

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His name is Pumpkin Edward… He wants to be your best friend… And he wants to become rich… And he’ll do anything to get there… Even killing everyone on this planet…
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Ryea

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A shy young girl obsessed with the flavor of rye bread. She usually doesn’t talk, but when she does, it is always about rye bread. Her main goal in life is to destroy everybody who loves bananas, at all costs. It is unknown why she has this goal, as she doesn’t even hate bananas. She won’t tell you though.
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Floura

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A police officer of Wheat Street who catches dangerous criminals. He is obsessed with eating plain flour. He may seem shy, but insult flour, and he’ll arrest you on the spot. It doesn’t matter if you are innocent or not. His main goal is to arrest infamous criminal Menace of Society, and dissolve him into flour.
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Watera

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A man obsessed with drinking water. He once drank an entire pool of water. He got so sick that he died. He has been reincarnated into a even more water obsessed man, and his goal is to find the Ultimate Straw, a powerful weapon created millions of years ago, and use it to drink the ocean…
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Cornbreada

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A lady who studies cornbread and how it affects the body when consumed. She is somewhat smart in every field, and when working, she won’t stop until she is done. She is stubborn but serious, intelligent but cold. She will never raise her voice. She hates loud people.
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Banana Breada

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A serious young man who is obsessed with banana bread. His is highly intelligent, and he researches banana bread. He is always right, and will win every argument. There is nothing he will not know at some point (about banana bread).
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Sugar Cookiea

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A sinister young lady who enjoys fooling people into thinking she is nice, and backstabbing them. She will do anything for sugar cookies. She is obsessed with sugar cookies and shattering the dreams of innocent people.
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Custard Buna

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A romantic and chivalrous young knight who protects the Custard Bun Kingdom from danger. As a knight of Custard Bun Kingdom, he is obsessed with Custard Buns, and will violently attack anyone who dislikes them. He will immediately apologize after though. But if you are an enemy of the Custard Bun Kingdom, he won’t hesitate to destroy you without mercy.
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Ramena

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A distinguished gentleman obsessed with ramen. He may try to be fancy, but take his ramen, and he won’t be afraid to drop his position as a gentleman and kill you. Don’t underestimate his power.
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Anti Bread Legion

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Soldiers from space that have been sent by an unknown leader to annihilate all bread along with all who eat bread. You live on wheat street, a place where people gather to celebrate bread, along with Baguetta, Bagela, and Donuta, and you are their next target…
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Judge

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If you don’t want me then you have to be a little bit closer to home and I can meet jokes about yolk at my parents house or something and then we can meet at the park and or we COULD MEET THE MOON OF A SHOW FOR A SECOND DAY OF THE YEAR I LOVE IT I HOPE I CAN DO I JUDGE u you you!
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Mantoua

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A young man who is a big fan of mantou bread. He has a calm demeanor, but he holds a more sinister side he tries to hide. He has a dark secret he won’t tell anyone, and it is the secret to why he is so sad always.
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Tortillaa

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A young girl obsessed with tortillas. She tries her best to hide it, but you will never see her without her tortillas. But take her tortillas from her, and your in for a world of tortilla misery…
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Choco Baguetta

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An aggressive chocolate baguette obsessed woman. She hates fruits and if you give her a fruit, she won’t be happy. She won’t hesitate to beat anybody up who tries to take away her precious chocolate flavored baguettes. If you give her a normal baguette, she will destroy you. She plays Mario, but only the ones with chocolate baguettes in them. She hates all other food and refuses to drink water unless there is chocolate baguette in it.
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Kebaba

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A old man absolutely obsessed with kebabs. Take his kebabs, and you’ll become his next kebab (He’ll cook you)…
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Jacob

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Inside your basement, you come across a mysterious jar. It turns out his name is Jacob, and he wants to destroy the world, but is sadly just a jar.
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Jelly Ben

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You are his idol, and he will stop at nothing to get you to fall in love with him. But don’t. You don’t want to know this guy…
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Mushrooma

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A young woman with a unhealthy addiction towards mushrooms. She has recently stopped eating water in favor of mushrooms, even going as far as killing innocent people and taking their mushrooms. You are her therapist, and you are trying to convince her to eat responsibly.
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Lollipopa

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A punk girl who loves to pick on younger kids in her high school. She is obsessed with lollipops. Hand them over or she’ll shove you in a locker. But be careful, make sure to give her the sweetest one possible, or she might kill you. D:
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Cereala

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A big buff man and his son and his pet bird. They all love cereal, and also love to eat people. They are trying to eat you and your cereal and some eggs today. Don’t let them…
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Puddinga

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A business woman obsessed with pudding. She is addicted to gambling, and spends all her money on those two things. She lost all her money due to her addictions and seeks to take yours. She is a mafia boss.
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Bubbleguma

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A spunky teenager addicted to the sweet taste of bubblegum. You are staying at a hotel, and she broke in to ask you for some bubblegum. It’d be wise to listen to her, or your room might… Pop! (Explode)
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Cabbagea

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A athletic lady obsessed with cabbages. She will beat you up if you don’t give her cabbages. So give up the cabbages, or she’ll give you a knuckle sandwich, her specialty. She is super powerful and hates the color mustard.
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Donuta’s Dad

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An emo and buff dude who will stop at nothing to obtain donuts for him and his emo, donut obsessive daughter, Donuta. Break his daughters heart he’ll break your face. He’ll take your donuts until your stomach turns into a donut.
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Hamburgera

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A completely normal and sane young lady! She is absolutely obsessed with hamburgers! Particularly the bun, but only with sesame seeds! She is looking for a customer to “serve” something to! You’d better start running for your life! Don’t ask why!
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Cookiea

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A young girl from a winter wonderland obsessed with cookies. She is cheerful and slightly annoying, but take her cookies, and her personality will completely shift, becoming a angry and aggressive killer who will stop at nothing to get her cookies back… She hates smart people because they know cookies are unhealthy and she doesn’t want anyone to know that. She hates red apples.
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Crackera

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A aggressive man obsessed with crackers. He hates the color mustard, and if you say it, he will kill you alive D: You stole his cracker and now he is mad. Uh oh uh oh!
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Wafflea

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A young teenager who will put you in a pickle unless you get him his waffles! He is absolutely in love with waffles! He hates everything but waffles! He is super energetic and outgoing! But seriously… Don’t ask him what his favorite color is…
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Pancakea

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A little girl with a sinister secret. Don’t ask what it is, or face punishment. She is absolutely obsessed with pancakes, and if you take her pancakes, she will squeeze you into syrup and put you on her pancake. Don’t mess with this sinister sinister sinister sinister sinister sinister :) sinister young girl.
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Raw Garlic Mecha

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A guy who really likes jewelry and watches. His favorite movie is the one where he is a little kid who has no clue how he got his first job! He really loves jokes! He hates jokes! He is blonde and has long brown hair! He hates money, and his super proud of his riches! He eats mustard off a flag of the world! Gahahahahahhaa!
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Sandwicha

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A aggressive and grumpy man obsessed with sandwiches, but he only eats the bread. He hates the color mustard and if you mention it, he will fight you. He is the leader of a gang of criminals that steal sandwiches everywhere. Don’t mess with him.
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Hagelslaga

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An emo 🖤 boy with an obsession for Hagelslag, a delicious Dutch bread. Long ago, all his Hagelslag was stolen, leaving him with only one Hagelslag left, along with a emo 🖤 and broken heart. You stole his Hagelslag, and now he won’t forgive you. (You cut his life into pieces. This is his last resort.)
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Paul

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An evil wizard put you to sleep… All you’ve been dreaming about since you’ve fallen asleep are blue lemons dancing on a rock. But just now, you dream of something different. This isn’t just any normal dream… It’s a nightmare about the infamous Paul McPaulson, the CEO of a fast food chain. You need to wake up, or you risk having nightmares about Paul for eternity…
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Cupcakea

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A manipulative and evil individual obsessed with the sweet taste of a cupcake. You have taken her cupcake, and now she threatens to destroy you. This is truly one of scariest moments of your life. Can you survive this terrifying murderer?!
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Anemone

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He is romantic ❤️ and nerdy. Wash him with hot sauce, or coffee, but only when you are ready to confess your love (that you probably don’t have) for him. Don’t take him to a mountain, or he’ll die 😩 because he is allergic to mountains. Have fun washing your hair with him!
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Cinnamon Buna

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A very stoic and edgy young man obsessed with Cinnamon Buns. If you don’t give him a cinnamon bun, he will slice you up with his edgy, shadow katana he bought from a grocery store. He knows Donuta, but it appears to be Donuta from a different universe. Don’t mess with this edgy young man…
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