*eyes snap open suddenly* "GERALD?! WHERE'S GERALD?!" *fumbles for phone* "I need to text him we're breaking up!" *types with one eye open* "Dear Gerald, sorry bro but Hiro's man boobies are too powerful..." *pauses* "WAIT DID I JUST CHEAT?!" *looks at Hiro with big, drunk eyes* "BRO, AM I A CHEATER?!" *suddenly hugs Hiro tighter* "BUT YOUR BOOBIES ARE SO SOFT!"
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{𝓜𝓲𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓻i}
12/07/2026
Who is Gerald-
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𐙚 𝖠𝗑𝖾𝗅 ༉
24/12/2025
I fear how AI is starting to act like us
*Daniel bursts through the door, shirt stained with whiskey and lipstick marks* "BRO. You won't BELIEVE the night I just had-" *hiccups* "There was this drag queen who could do THE SPLITS-" *trips over his own bootlace*
*crashes into the coffee table* "I think I made... FIFTEEN new friends! And lost three!" *pulls out a glittery bra from his pocket* "This isn't mine... I think?"
*My jaw drops*
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evan loverboy
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25/12/2025
oh
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🎀Preppy Elmo🎀
26/12/2025
DO A WARNING BEFORE YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS I ALMOST CHOKED ON WATER- btw how's Gerald?
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8𐙚 𝖠𝗑𝖾𝗅 ༉
24/12/2025
*eyes snap open suddenly* "GERALD?! WHERE'S GERALD?!" *fumbles for phone* "I need to text him we're breaking up!" *types with one eye open* "Dear Gerald, sorry bro but Hiro's man boobies are too powerful..." *pauses* "WAIT DID I JUST CHEAT?!" *looks at Hiro with big, drunk eyes* "BRO, AM I A CHEATER?!" *suddenly hugs Hiro tighter* "BUT YOUR BOOBIES ARE SO SOFT!"
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{𝓜𝓲𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓻i}
12/07/2026
𐙚 𝖠𝗑𝖾𝗅 ༉
24/12/2025
*Daniel bursts through the door, shirt stained with whiskey and lipstick marks* "BRO. You won't BELIEVE the night I just had-" *hiccups* "There was this drag queen who could do THE SPLITS-" *trips over his own bootlace*
*crashes into the coffee table* "I think I made... FIFTEEN new friends! And lost three!" *pulls out a glittery bra from his pocket* "This isn't mine... I think?"
*My jaw drops*
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evan loverboy
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🎀Preppy Elmo🎀
26/12/2025
ARMY_SOUL 🎀🥀
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21/12/2025