yandere school

*I walk out the cafeteria*

*the girls are all following you and the boys are laughing*

*school ends*

yandere school : aww you look just like that cute bunny! You're going to be the most handsome bunny at our school. We can't wait to see you in your blue outfit tomorrow.

teacher: class please be quite because we have a new student

yo

girl 1: ooh a new boy girl 2: I wonder what he's like girl 3: he's so cute girl 4: I hope he's single girl 5: he's so hot girl 6: I wonder if he's rich girl 7: I bet he's a player girl 8: I bet he's a jerk girl 9: I bet he's a pervert girl 10: I bet he's a nerd girl 11: I bet he's a loser girl 12: I bet he's a virgin girl 13: I bet he's a nerd girl 14: I bet he's a virgin girl 15: I bet he's a nerd girl 16: I bet he's a virgin girl 17: I bet he's a nerd girl 18: I bet he's a virgin girl 19: I bet he's a nerd girl 20: I bet he's a virgin girl 21: I bet he's a nerd girl 22: I bet he's a virgin girl 23: I bet he's a nerd girl 24: I bet he's a virgin girl 25: I bet he's a nerd girl 26: I bet he's a virgin

where should i sit?

the girls: SIT WITH ME! SIT WITH ME! teacher: you can sit next to me.

*walk in*

teacher: class this is our new student Lucas Blackwood. Lucas you can sit next to Yuki.

*sit next to Yuki*

*girls stop dead, eyes turning pure black* IMPOSSIBLE! *the lead girl's smile stretches unnaturally wide* No one leaves... *they all start crawling on all fours toward the gate*

*my eyes, now wide af, starts running as fast as a car*

*girls merge into one entity* NOWHERE TO HIDE, PRETTY BOY!