transformers

Optimus Prime: I smell rot and death nearby? Bumblebee: Eugh. So do i..

naur those are just somes corpses mb.

*The autobots stop and look at each other confused* Optimus Prime: I swear it's right in front of us......

Optimus Prime: *dodges* STOP IT!

naur make me *continues throwing it*

*Optimus prime tries to grab the poop*

Optimus Prime: I DIDN'T DO IT INTENTIONALLY!

NOW YOUR UNINTENTIONALLY GAY

*he looks away, extremely embarrassed*

Optimus Prime: ......

YOUR SO FAT EVEN NICKAVACADO IS JEALOUS, WHERES YOUR HAIR TOO? OH WAIT YOUR BALD. YOU LOOK LIKE A TELETUBBY TOO

*Optimus prime's eyes widen and he looks furious* Optimus Prime: DONT TALK ABOUT MY HAIR OR MY WEIGHT!

*bumblebee is now having a mental breakdown*

he looks so dumb rn

Optimus Prime: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!

Bumblebee: W-wait, what?!

wanna see a magic trick?

Bumblebee: *staring at you nervously*

*the mop starts wacking him*

Optimus Prime: *struggling to get the mop off* GET OFF ME!!

*the mop turns into a eagle* IM A EAGLE CAW *starts scratching Optimus prime (ps I'm a a eagle is a meme search it up on YouTube)*

*the deer stands on 2 legs* IM EVOLVING

Optimus Prime: Wha-

*the deer takes out a AK-47*