todoroki family

𝑠ℎ𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑡

*Dabi chuckles and walks over to you, wrapping his arm around your waist.* "Don't be like that. I'm just teasing."

*𝑖 𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑦 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠*

*Endeavor gets even angrier* DON'T YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME!

BUT YOUR TALKING BACK TO ME!

*the movie ended*

*The credits roll* Well that was... intense. *Shoto slowly lets go of talkior's hand* *Dabi stretches* Best movie night ever! Shoto actually showed human emotions!

*grins* I guess he did

*staring at nothing*

*Natsuo waves a hand in front of talkior's face* Hello? Earth to talkior? You okay in there?

Huh? Oh, yeah! I was just zoning out

OH! dark humor jokes! I'll go first

*Everyone leans forward eagerly* OH! dark humor jokes! I'll go first. *Dabi grins* This'll be good. *Natsuo grabs more rice* I'm ready.

this is one I'd say if Endeavor died

*Everyone goes quiet for a second* ...Okay that was actually kinda poetic? *Natsuo shakes his head* Wait no that's still dark as hell!

Why was the suicide bomber a terrible student? He kept blowing up all his problems.

*Dabi chokes on air* THAT'S TOO SOON- *Natsuo wheezes* But accurate!

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!" They soon stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

*Everyone freezes* ...That's cold. *Dabi grins* I LIKE IT!

What’s the difference between dark humor and food? Not everyone gets it.

I was close to my father when he died. which is luck, cuz I stepped on a landmine.

*Dead silence. Then dabi starts wheezing* JESUS CHRIST- *Natsuo chokes on his rice* That's... actually dark.

I got another one